zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai
koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo.

Apney he Habe-e-Haal mangti hon,
Bas Dua-e-Wisaal Mangti hon,
Teri qurbat main jo guzar sako,
main wohi maah-o-saal mangti ho,
jiski tabeer mil sake mujhko,
Khuab sa ik khyaal mangti hon,
Mere hathon ko bas hina dedey, angry funny sms
Tujhse main zar na maal mangti hon.

Ab is dil se ye gawara nahi hota,
inBOX main koi SMS tumhara nahi hota,
Bhool ker he sms ker diya kero,
Sirf yaad kerne se guzara nahi hota.

Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man gae
Hale dil humne sunaya to bura man gae
Wo to har roz rulaate the humen
Hum ne ek roz rulaya to bura man gae.

The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. “I assume,” shebarked, “there is a very good reason for you to come drifting inat six o’clock in the morning?” “There is!” he replied, “Breakfast.”

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a naked man. ‘What are you doing’ he shouted.To which his wife said to her lover ‘See, I told you he was stupid’

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, “You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!” Tryinghis best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, “Take it easy Dear, Can’t you see I’m trying to taper off?”