An elephant has 5 bananas n it is hungry, bt it doesnt eat da bananas.y?

Bcaz da bananas r made of plastic.

Next…Q

da 5 bananas r real, bt yet da elephant does nt eat it.y?

caz da elephant is made of plastic.

Hahaa…nvr giv up…one more..

Nw,

Both da elephant n da bananas r real, bt yet it cant it.y?

caz da bananas r in da TV.

Ooops!!! Cool down

Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV, bt yet it cant eat it.y?

caz dey r on dif chanels.

Hohohohooho..hehehe

Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV n on da same chanel,bt yet it cant eat it.y?

Cmon think

caz de TV is off.

Kikikikiki..
Nw finally da Elephant gets a chance to eat da bananas.y?

Itna kyun soch rahy ho yaar . Kya bigara hy usne tmhara.khane do bechare ko :-(

Whn NASA Began d Launch Of Astronauts In 2 Space, They Found Out Tht d Pen Wudn’t Work @ 0 Gravity (Ink Wil Nt Flow Down 2 a Writing Srface)

Solution # 1- 2 Solve Dis Prblm, It Tuk Them 1 Decade(10 Yrs) & $12 Million. They Developd A Pen Tht Wrkd @ 0 Gravity, Upside Down, Undr Water, In Practicaly Any Srface Including Crystal & In A Temperature Range 4m Below 0 To 300 C

Solution # 2- & Wh8 Did Russians Do? They Used A Pencil

MORAL

-Always Luk 4 Simple Solutions

-Devise d Simplst Posible Solution Tht Solves d Problems

-Always Focus On Solutions & Not On Problems

Missed Call

Abi Tum Na Mujy §ocha Mujy Iss Na ßataya Hy

Mairy Çell Par Number Tumhara Jug Magaya Hy

Guthun Lipty Hoa Din Main Huwa k Ik Jhonka Hy

Ka Jaisy Aasman Par Dupehar Main Abar Aa Jain

Ka Jaisy Ajnabi Raston Main koi Dost Mil Jaey

k Jaisy khawab Ankhon ki Panahon §y Nikal Aey

§akoon Mil Jaey Jaisy Dard ko Aaram Aa Jae

Jaisy ße-Irada Lub Py koi Naam Aa Jae

Ka Jaisy koi ßhooli ¥aad Dil Main Dustakian Da Dy

koi Maanoos Aahut Jis Tarah Dil ko Dekhai Da

kisi ki Naram Ankhon ka Jalwa Dekhai Da

Abi Mera Tasawar Tairy Dil ko Çhu k Aaya Hy

Mairy Çell Phone Py Tumara Number Jugmagaye Hy

I m a lonely road of broken dreamz,

Its a boulevard that i am searching for,

These starz are all so dull,

Its the moon that i am searching for,

Happiness iz so angry at me,

Its life that i am searching for,

There is a crowd around me at all times,

Its a friend that i am searching for,

My life iz just like a path,

Its a destination that i am searching for,

Dont know what iz it that i’ve lost,

Maybe its ‘ME’ that i am searching for !! :(

Wo Ho Jo

JANUARY: Ki Dhoop Ho

FEB: Ki Sham Ho

MARCH: Ki Khusbo Ho

APR: Ki Hawa Ho

MAY: Ki Subha Ho

JUNE: Ki Chaaown Ho

JULY: Ki Barish Ho

AUG: Ki Taroon Bhari Rat Ho

SEP: Ki Rim Jhim Ho

OCT: Ki Chandni Raat Ho

NOV: Ki Bahar Ho

AUR
DECEMBER:
Ki Sard Shaam Main Hamare Sath Ho.

DuBtaY kO tiNkaY kA sHaHrA chAhy

sHaDi k LeyE bS aMa kA isHarA cHahyE

HaZarO nUkS niKaLti hAin LrKi k chAraY mE

kOi uNsE pUchO kYa siTarA cHahyE

Bht sMjhAyA k LrKi yEhi hAi bEhTr

mJhE b tO gUnAho kA kFaRa cHahYe

Ama kEhTi hAiN LgaO kYa moL LgaTaY hO

LrkA ShaDi sHudA yA kNwArA chAhyE

Tm b sUn Lo yE daStaN ! pHir nA kEhnA k iNtrViw dUbRa chAhyE..

Ab To rAho mE yU hi pRa hU, Lay cHaLo jis kO yE bEcHarA chAhyE..

KyUn diKhaE Lrki waLo kO iTni shRaft
wO kEhTaY hAiN k hMaiN Lrka thOra aWarA chAhyE…;-)

!Dardnaq Kissa..

1 Aunty Thi Unki 1 ßeti Thi, Wo Uski ßohat Çare karti Thi..

ßaal §anwarti Thi, Poniyan ßandhti Thi Ta ka ßachi Achi Dikhay, Par ßachi ki Ankhain Humesha ßahar Rehti Thein, ßilqul Aisay

(O_O)

Aunty Ny ßohat §y Doctors ko Dikhaya Par Wo §ahi Nahi Hui..

Phir 1 ßaba ko Dikhaya Unho Ny ßachi ko 1 Mint Ma §ahi kar Dia..

§ub Hayraan Ho Gae k ¥e kaisy Theek Hogai, Tou ßaba G Ny ßataya..

ßus ßaychari Ki Poniyaan Dheeli Kar Dein..