Boy friends / girl friends ad mobile networks

Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Larki:Or Sunao

UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Larki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Larki:Sub Keh Do
Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy
Larki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Larki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.


Beautifl Sweater For Her

Pathan’s Wife Bought A
Beautifl Sweater For Her
Husband…
She Sent It To Him By Parcel
Along Wid A Note … Tht Said
“d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
Since They Were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. U’ll Find ‘Em
In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater” … ;->


Aaho kon log bolty hain?

1st man : yar ye “aaho” kon log bolty hyn???
2nd man : bhai ye hi jo paindo log hoty hyn wo bolty hyn !!!

1st man: acha aap parhy likhy hyn ???
2nd man : aaho …


Meri tarah perfect

I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
.
.
.
.
“ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na”


Beech road pe bus rok di

Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???

Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
“bus stop”
Tou hum ne rok dia :p


Girl’s best asset

A
girl’s
best
asset
is
her
‘Lie’Ability”


If u have any problem

If u have any problem

Mujhy batao
I’ll help u (:

If u don’t hve any
Problem !

Tab bhi
Mujhy batao
.
.
.
I’ll create problem
.
.
.
Aakhir dost hoty kis
Liye hain …


Her bhikar k hath me mobile

Kya aap Jante he ki
“Dheeru Bhai Ambani”
ka akhri sapna kya tha
?
?
?
ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho,
or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya


Y r u praying in classroom?

In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.

Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?

Boy: Mom advised me that
before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah


Muqabla mumkin hay

Agar aap me or gadhe me
english speaking ka muqabla ho jaye
to kon jitega?
?
?
?
Jeete jo marzi
par ab ye baat to tay hai k muqabla mumkin hay