Relation & Bone Are Same

Relation & Bone Are
Same, When Both
Cracked & Get Repaired
Correctly, They Are
More Powerful
But
If Not Correctly, They
Are Lost Their Worth …


Mana ke bhool jana aapki fitrat hai sahi

Mana ke bhool jana aapki fitrat hai sahi,
magar hamain bhool jana apki qismat me nahi,

chahoTo aazma k daikh lo,
khud ko bhul jaoge par hamain nahi.


“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
“WIFE


Bank Manager: Be Careful,

Santa Lost His Cheque Book

Bank Manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur Sign …

Santa:
Oye, I’m Not A Fool,
I Have Already Signed
All Cheques … ;->


Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai

Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,

Wohi Dhund Raha Hu


Ofice Me Bada Sher

Santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?

Banta=
Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas “Durga” Sawar Ho Jati He !!


That Was My Signature.

Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Is Not Available At Any Medical Store.”

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.


Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He

Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita

Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He


My Identical Twin Sister

Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where … ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like … !!! ;->


4 Sons 3 R Engineers

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He’s D Only 1 Who Earns..!