Yaar koi aisa kaam

1st Sardar:
Yaar koi aisa kaam
bata jis main ziada
profit ho ?

2nd Sardar:
Aisa ker sardiyo’n
mein sasti Baraf le
ker garmiyo’n mein
baich de … ;->


why r u arrested?

Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the

shop….. =P ;->


1 Asli 7up Do

Sardar G Dukandar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nhe,
6up,
1 Down Hy =P ;->


Bachey ko paani dene se

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga… ??? ;->


Interview 4 New Job

Sardar’s Interview 4
New Job

Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch …


Sardar Wrote BILL GATES

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE

2 – Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter

3 – I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home

4 – Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS … ;->


Dibbe Mai Char Gaye.

Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.

Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->


Dirtiest Message Of All Tym

Dirtiest Message Of All Tym …..

Sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?”
Sardar g: “Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya … ”


Wife Were Walking Outside

A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
“Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!”

The Sardar Looked

At Sky & Said,

“Where, Where”???


Sardar Apne Ghar Ka

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
Kr Ja Raha Tha ..

Kisi Ne Poocha
Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???

Sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane … ;->