Double Meaning SMS / Text Messages

Here have compiled a great list of misleading sms / text messages which are also known as twisted sms / text messages

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?


Think..


Think..



Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 171 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

What's An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?






A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 153 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??


Wo MotA sA,


Aas-PAAs bAAL,


NArAM-NArAM


UpEr sE CoVEr...


NEvEr??


JhooT boLTE ho?




KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 183 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??




U Dirty MiNd





AnswEr hAi

.
















BethA
huA

.



BAkrA ... :p ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 197 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?

Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Akele Me Krna

















NAAK SAAF ;->

Hamesha Ganda Sochna

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 204 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

Girls misuse it!

Anger robs it!

Models sell it!

Photogrphs cage it!

Doctors advice it!

Death freezes it!

Artists create it!

That's SMILE
Keep Smiling..

by Rajesh Nagpal From Raipur,India ( 9993370011 )
Characters: 203 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don't look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"

by Rajesh Nagpal From Raipur,India ( 9993370011 )
Characters: 138 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS
Adverisement

Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy.
Musharraf: Mubarak huvay.
Bush: But ik masla hy.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.

by Sherry From Islamabad ( 03335136699 )
Characters: 181 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

"Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka"

"Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka."

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 129 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy





Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy





Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta





Q k








Q k







Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .

HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . . ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 330 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS
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