Double Meaning SMS / Text Messages

Here have compiled a great list of misleading sms / text messages which are also known as twisted sms / text messages

Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ? Aur ap usy hila hila k b0lo
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ES PARCHAM K SaYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN..... ;->

by K.RoCk3rS From KArAchi ( 03212535512 )
Characters: 211 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 196 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

G karta hai k aj
Apko ...
Koney mein le ja kr
1 danda le kr ...
Aap ki


GA




GAN





GAND






GANDHI G
k style mein
photo loon...

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 216 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey, bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.

Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay, tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.

by Jimmy 4 U From Haripur ( 0300 aap k liye 150 )
Characters: 153 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!

by Goher From Karachi ( 0346-3328418 )
Characters: 152 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!


Do you know the ANSWAR?


WHAT?

ho...don't think dirty...


its A ''CIGRETTE''

by ali From Lhr ( 03214519608 )
Characters: 177 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA
7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,
Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti...











School Bhej DiA . . . ;->

by K.RoCk3rS From KArAchi ( 03212535512 )
Characters: 202 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS
Adverisement

Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,


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GA




GAN




GAND




GANDH




GANDHI Ji
K Style Main
Photo Khenchon ;->

by K.RoCk3rS From KArAchi ( 03212535512 )
Characters: 259 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 184 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac.... tacatac..
De tacatac.... tacatac..











Stupid I am playing table tennis.... ;->

by K.RoCk3rS From KArAchi ( 03212535512 )
Characters: 223 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS
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