Double Meaning SMS / Text Messages

Here have compiled a great list of misleading sms / text messages which are also known as twisted sms / text messages

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I can sleep all day...

What Were U Thinking . . . ;->



by Hammad From Karachi ( 03212910199 )
Characters: 216 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professior Room


And


Say : I'll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .





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Professor Says:



NOW OPEN YOUR












Books & Study. . . . ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 273 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 155 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

Life mein kbhi compromise karna pade to don't hesitate. BCoz......
Jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai. Akad hi to murde ki pehchan hoti hai..



by farhan memon From khi ( 03212045044 )
Characters: 153 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...

by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 169 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"Aap ko bar bar
"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye"CHODA AUGUST"
mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 127 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.
ill help u out netime.
2 see u hurt 2 $ee u cry
.make$ me weep & wanna die.
ill b right here til d end.co$ ur my love & my bestfriend.....

by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 174 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS
Adverisement

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 283 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.


by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 253 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 466 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS
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