Double Meaning SMS / Text Messages

Here have compiled a great list of misleading sms / text messages which are also known as twisted sms / text messages

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?




DOOR SE

by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 97 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri


PHoto

kaise lon?

by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 168 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.

by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 177 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

Hello hello mera lelo


kya?


Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?


ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?


AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?



DIL

by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 179 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS


Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..

by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 156 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon,
jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa
ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k.
sari windows bhi band kar do,
parday girrakar lights off kar do aur
tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon,
apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k...........


mari ghari ki bhi light lagti hai

by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 387 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".

by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 172 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS
Adverisement

Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo




agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 157 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam

by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 165 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS

A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its
wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some
exercise

by Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 143 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Double Meaning SMS
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