man:I'd like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u've dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i'm sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u've cat food?

Sale:whr's cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can't sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It's warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;-> ...



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