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Facebook Annoys Me.
The Statuses. The Pictures.
Everyone"s Trying To Get So
Many Likes...
And I'm Starting To Hate
Myself Too. Why Do I Have To
Have People Like My Stuff Or
Me To Feel They Like Me. . . !!

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Click "Like" If You Feel The Same... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 284 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Unless You're Food, Water,
0r Shelter,
Stop Acting Like
I Need You.
I'll Be Just Fine Without You. . . =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 109 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Dating Your 'Ex' Again
Is Like Buying Your Clothes
Back From Goodwill.
There's A Reason
You Got Rid 0f Them In The
First Place. . . =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 142 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

I Don't Give Anyone The
Reason To Hate Me...
They Create Their Own
Little Drama ... ! ^_-

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 92 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Fact 0f The Day

The Longer You Stare At
Phone Before Picking The Call,
Bigger The Lie You Tell
After Picking It Up ... !!! =P =D
Isn't It ... ? ;)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 153 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

* Ultimate Truth *

You Can Never Really
Say ... What's 0n Your
Mind
When Your Family Is 0n
FACEBOOK ... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 116 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Attitude Reloaded... ;-)

GIRL: I Hate You... :-L
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BOY: What A Co_Incidence :-D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 102 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

Definition Of TIME.

Slow. When U Wait!
Fast. When U'r Afraid
Long. When U'r Sad
Short. When U'r Happy
Endless. When U'r At Pain
Never Feel It. When U'r Content
Deadly. When U'r Bored

Time Can Only Be Determined By Ur Feelings
And Ur Mental Condition,
Not By Clocks... ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 285 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Girls Have Feelings Too ..
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Just Kidding :P ;)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 80 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Top 5 Lies People Tell ...
1) I'm Fine.

2) That Was My Last
Piece Of Gum.

3) I'll Call You Back.

4) I'm On My Way.

5) I Never Got That Text ... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 169 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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