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In This World Everybody Makes Mistakes...
But
0nly Girlfriend, Wife N Boss Have The Gifted Talent Of Finding Them, Remembering Them N Reminding Them... =P =D


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 161 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

"Abu Laaye
Motor Car..
"Us K Nichey Payye Chaar..
"Chabi Se Wo Chalti Hai..
"Po Po Po Po
Karti Hai..
"Aagey Jaye
Pichey Aye..
"Daen Baen Wo Mur Jaye..;-)
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MORAL:
"Kuch B Bhejdo Farigh Log Parhte Zaror Hain Wo B
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Sur K Sath... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 264 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Dear Diet,
It's Not Me,
It's You
I Just Don't Think Its Going To Work Between Us,
You Are Boring, Tasteless & I Can't Stop Cheating On You ... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 153 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Kal Mother's Day Per Light Itni Zyda Nai Gai.
Shayed WAPDA Wale Chahte Thay
K Kal Unki Maa Ko Sirf Wo Khud Yad Karen,
Hum Nahi :D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 132 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Why People Forget Rights Of Neighbors In Islam
While Putting Password On Their
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Wi-Fi .. ;};}

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 101 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

A Girl's Status At FB:
Weird Day
A Guy Came Up To Me & Told Me He'd Give Me An iPhone If I Sleep With Him
How Ridiculous
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Updated Via iPhone ... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 162 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

::Happy M0thers Day:
KAL
Mothers
Day
Tha
Lekin
Ab
Subah
Ho
Chuki
Hai
Lehaza
Ap
Log
Apni
Rat
Wali
Maaa
Ko
Wish
Kr
Lein.

O Maa Pyari Maa.

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 159 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

A Man Found A LAMP In Market. He Rubbed It
It Blasted & Man Got Dead!

Moral:
"Kuch Cheezain Alladin Ki Nahi,
Mujahideen Ki Bhi Ho Sakti Hain!" :D

Moral In English :
"Few Things Not belong To ALLADIIN,
They Can Be Belong To Terrorist Too !" :D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 253 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Teacher To Pappu:
Hamesha Attitude Rakho K Mujhe Sub Pata Hai.
Pappu Goes Home.
Pappu: Papa Mujhe Sub Pata Hai.
Papa: Beta Ye 100 Ruppay Le, Aur Chup Rehna.
Pappu: Mummy Mujhe Sub Pata Hai.
Mummy: Tu Ye 150 Ruppay Le, Chup Rehna Aur Kisi Se Kuch Mat Kehna.
Pappu (Naukar Se): Ramu Kaka Mujhe Sub Pata Hai.
Ramu Kaka: Tujhe Sub Pata Hai?
Pappu: Haan Mujhe Sub Pata Hai.
Ramu Kaka: To Phir Aa Mere Baitay,
Apne Baap K Galay Lag Ja :-D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 443 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Fluffy & Soft
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Creamy & Yellow .
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Gift Of Summer
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Your Mouth Watering ??
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Guess What Is It?
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Lizard. :P
Hahahahaha:

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 155 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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