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A Tough Looking Biker Was Riding His Harley Ven
He Sees A Girl About 2 Jump Off A Bridge
So He Stops
"Wat R U Doing?"
"Im Going2 Commit Suicide,She Says
While He Didn't Want 2 Appear Insensitive,
He Didn't Want2 Miss An Opportunity,
So He Asked:
"Well, B4 U Jump,Y Don't U Giv Me A Kiss?
So,She Does
Tongues,Everything,A Real 5 minute Schmacker
After She's Finished
The Biker Says
"Wow!
Dat Was De Best Kiss I've Ever Had
Dat's A Real Talent U R Wasting
U Could B Famous
Y R U Committing Suicide?"
She Said:
"My Parents Don't Lyk Me Dressing Up Lyk A Girl" :-)
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 591 | SMS Length 4 |
Funny SMS
What Is Love?
Umm,
For A Boy:
It Is That Stupid Nervousness
Before Proposing A Girl.
For A Girl :
It Is That Excitement Of Standing
Before A Nervous Boy. . . =P ;)
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 177 | SMS Length 2 |
Funny SMS
The Best Thing In Life
Is When Someone Special
Gets Angry Wid You
And Say,
I Wil Never Talk To You.
Still D Person Comes Back
To You Just To Inform
'...Main Ghussa Hon...' *.* ♥
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 199 | SMS Length 2 |
Funny SMS
An Intelligent Husband's Prayer To GOD
Plz Give Me Wisdom To Understand My Darling
& Patience To Deal With Her Moods!
Dont Give Me Strength Otherwise I Will Kill Her =P
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 175 | SMS Length 2 |
Funny SMS
A Management Student
Hugs A Girl...
Girl: What's This ?
Boy: Direct Marketing. . .
*Girl Slaps The Boy*
Boy: What's This?
Girl: Customer Feedback . . . =P =D
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 169 | SMS Length 2 |
Funny SMS
You Cannot Taste Me
Until
You Undress Me
Regards
BANANA . . . =P =D
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 79 | SMS Length 1 |
Funny SMS
If U R Single, Like This..
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If U R Committed
Then..
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Immediately Break Up And LIKE THIS...=D =P
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 125 | SMS Length 1 |
Funny SMS
Adverisement
Dedicated To All Cute Girls..♥ :)
When Someone Is Flirting With U;
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Please Cooperate....! :-/ =P =D
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 123 | SMS Length 1 |
Funny SMS
L.M.A.O.S.H.T.I.F.O.T.F.A.D.B.L.T.W.A.D.A.S.H.B.M.B.T.L.J.B.T.S.
= Laughing My Ass Off So Hard
That I Fell On The Floor And Died
But Luckily There Was A Doctor
Around And So He Brought Me Back To Life
Just Before Television Started :D :D
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 244 | SMS Length 2 |
Funny SMS
ME Without YOU?
It's Like A
Facebook Without Friends,
Youtube Without Music
And
Google With No Results
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 118 | SMS Length 1 |
Funny SMS
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