Funny SMS / Text Messages

Latest And New Urdu Funny SMS Messages ... Here's is the best collection of Funny Text for mobiles in English and it also includes new Hindi Funny Message for your friends. A Large Collection of Fun and flirt SMS Jokes is also there. Send these Funny Friendship SMS To your Friends. Enjoy sending Cute Romantic Funny SMS to Your Loved ones with Funny Poetry SMS and Funny Shayari for Urdu fans and decent Funny Poems and Short Messages and insults for best friends ...

Kamran Akram's Home Address 283,Block E, Defence, Lahore.

Agar Kuch Nahi Karo Gey
To Kal Bhugto Gey

Khamoshi Ka BOYCOTT .. =P :->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 136 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Breaking News

Newzealand Is Playing With 12 Players

*WIKILEAKS*

12th Man Is Kamran AkmaL !! =P D:;>

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 108 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Guess who can easily beat whole pak cricket team lonely?

a-tendulkr
b-hussy
c-Taylor
......d-smith
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Ans. Kamran Akmal

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 150 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Whats Common In Michel Jackson And Kamran Akmal ???

They Both wear Gloves For No Reason ... :->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 98 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Those Who Need Their Child's Birthday On 111111 ( 11-11-2011),
This Is The Last Week To Make Your Efforts.
A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE.. =P


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 141 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Girl 2 Her Brother :What R U Going To Gift Grandmother On Her Birthday?
Boy: A Football
Girl :But She Doesn't Play Football?
Boy: I Know,
But She Also Gifted Me Book. :-)


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 177 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Groom : Would You Be Annoyed With Me
If I Confess,
That All My Upper Teeth Are Artificial.

Bride:Not At All, Darling!
It Actually Made Me Relax Enough To
Comfortably Take Off My Wig,

Eye Lenses And Fake Leg :-D:-D:-D


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 230 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

Zinda Raha T0 Tumhara Hi 7 Nibhaoun Ga
'Janix'
Bhool Jaun To Samajh Lena K
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Bhabi Mil Gyi He
(-,-) ( '.' )
_!!_ _/\_
Chalo Begum ;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 160 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Admi Sharab Ka Glass Samnay Rak
K Ghamzada Baita Hua Tha..

Dost Aa K Sath Bait Gaya Usko Thapki Detay Huay Glass Utha K Aik He Ghoont Mae Pi Gaya
Aur Bola Suna Jigar Q Udas Hy?

Dost: Yar Aj To Din He Bura Hy
Subha Bv Se Jhagra Ho Gaya,
Rastay Mae Gari Kharab Ho Gae Daftar
Late Puhancha Boss Ne Nokri Se Nikal Dia,
Girl Frnd Chor Kar Chali Gae,


Khudkushi K Leay Zeher Penay Laga Tha
Wo Glass Tu Pe Gaya
Apna To Din He Bura Hy... =P ;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 457 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Every Body
Dont Want 2 Study In Govt School
Dont Want 2 Go 2 Govt Hospital
Dont Want 2 Travel By Govt Bus

But
Every Body Wants

Govt JOBS
Very Strange But Very True ;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 180 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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