Funny SMS / Text Messages

Latest And New Urdu Funny SMS Messages ... Here's is the best collection of Funny Text for mobiles in English and it also includes new Hindi Funny Message for your friends. A Large Collection of Fun and flirt SMS Jokes is also there. Send these Funny Friendship SMS To your Friends. Enjoy sending Cute Romantic Funny SMS to Your Loved ones with Funny Poetry SMS and Funny Shayari for Urdu fans and decent Funny Poems and Short Messages and insults for best friends ...

Its My Humble Rquest 2 U All
Plz Dnt Listen Da Song "Behne De"

4m Movie "Ravan",
Is Song Me Wo Bnda

Logon Ki Behnen Mang Rha Hai.. =P

"Behne De Mjy Behne De" ;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 176 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Memon Aur Pathan Ne Smandar K Kinary Par Board Daikha Jis Par Likha Tha.?

"Dobty Ko Bachany Walay Ko 500 Innam"

Pathan: Main Challang Lagata Hun Aur
Tum Mujhe Bachana Is Tarha 500 Milain Gay:-)

Ye Keh Kar Us Ne Challang Laga Di
Memon Khamoshi Se
Daikhta Reh Gaya To Pathan Ne Chila Kar Kaha .?

"Mujhe Tairna Nahi Aata Tum Mujhe Bachate Ky N Nahi??:-(

Memon: Tum Ne Neche Nahi Parha.?
Neche Likha Tha?"Lash Nekalne Walay
Ko 1000 Ka Innam..." =P <-;


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 469 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Mehmano K Anay Se Pehly Agr
Kala Namk Moli K Prathy Aur Chanay
Ki Dal Ka Hlwa Kha K Bethn To Mehman
Jldi Chly Jaty Hain Or

Dubara Nhi Atay. . .
Zubaida Aapa K Khusboo Dar Totkay ;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 190 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Diff. B/W TRUTH & LIE:
Truth Is A Debit Card;
Pay 1st & Enjoy Later.
Lie Is A Credit Card Enjoy 1st;
& Pay Later Wid Markup..." ;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 139 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

-=- TRAGEDIES OF
GIRLS LIFE -=-

1- Good Boys r Not
Good Looking =P
...
2- Good Looking Boys
r Not Good Boys =D

3- Good Looking n Good
Boys r Not Single =S

4- Good Looking, Good
n Single Boys Have
Hitler Mothers ... ='( =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 241 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

A Memon Had An Accident
In His New BMW

When Cops Arrived,
Memon Cried
..."Officer My Brand New
Car ! ! "

Cops Says:
"Your Materialistic
Nature Makes Me Sick And
You r So Blinded By Money,
You Haven't Noticed That
Your Left Arm Has Been Cut
Off In The Accident !"

Memon Looks At The
Left Arm n Yells . . .

"OH MY GOD -
My ROLEX" =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 357 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Kid:Dad, Can We Go To McDonald?"

Dad:Only If You Can Spell Mcdonalds

Kid:Thought For A Mint, Turned Around
N Said "Fuck That,

Can We Go To KFC Instead?" =P ;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 172 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

Don't b Upset
If Ppl Preferred
Another One Than
You ...

...Its Hard To Convince
d MONKEY
That
STRAWBERRIES
r Sweeter Than
BANANAS .. =]

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 147 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Molana Jumay K Khutbe Main:
Aj Kal Cable Pe Channel Bohot Kharab Aa Rahe Hn!
Aadmi Bola:
Nahi, Hmare Ghar To Saaf Aa Rahe Hn. Aap Apna Taar Check Karo.:-)


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 159 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Dil Ko Sbsy Zada Dard Kb Hota Hy?
Fail Hony Pr?
Nae
Pyar Men Dhoka Milny Pr?
Nae
Chot Lgny Pr?
Nae
Dil Ko Sbsy Zada Dard Hota Hy Jb Mobile
Chrging Py Lga Kr Jao Or
2 Ghnty Bd Akr Dkho To Switch Bnd..:-D


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 213 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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