Funny SMS / Text Messages

Latest And New Urdu Funny SMS Messages ... Here's is the best collection of Funny Text for mobiles in English and it also includes new Hindi Funny Message for your friends. A Large Collection of Fun and flirt SMS Jokes is also there. Send these Funny Friendship SMS To your Friends. Enjoy sending Cute Romantic Funny SMS to Your Loved ones with Funny Poetry SMS and Funny Shayari for Urdu fans and decent Funny Poems and Short Messages and insults for best friends ...

DHOOM- 3:
John And Hrithik Are On BIKE With
Speed
Of 2000 Km /Hr
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Suddenly,
Rajnikant Overtakes Them With
Bicycle N
Says
"Yenna Rascala,
Save Fuel Use Cycala..:P

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 181 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Unique And Antique Proposal Ever :P :D
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Boy To Girl: Aap Kay Paao Bohat Achay Hain,
So Please Inhen Mere
Bacho Ki Jannat Bannay Ka Moqa Dogi :P :D :D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 169 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

"In 1992"
Boy: I Am In Love With You!
Girl: I Am In A Relationship!
Boy: Okay (Commits Suicide) O_O "In 2002"
Boy: I Am In Love With You!
Girl: I Am In A Relationship!
Boy: Okay I Will Find Another One..! :P "In 2012"
Boy: I Am In Love With You!
Girl: I Am In A Relationship!
Boy: Okay I Will Wait For Ur "Break Up.."
=D =P

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 333 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Humsafar O' Humsafar!
Why O' Why, O' Humsafar!

I Wait For You For Seven Days
Which Already Seems Like An Eternity
And Yet I Dont Get To See You
When Saturday Arrives Finally :S

Please Don't Do That To Me Again O' Humsafar!
And Let Me Not Endure Your Absence And Suffer :S

Humsafar O' Humsafar!
Why O' Why, O' Humsafar! =P

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 336 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Funny SMS

It's Great To Be A Girl ♥

You Can Use Tears As A Threat :'( :P

You Can Always Find Someone To Pay Your Bill :D

You Can Slap Hard :|

You Are Tempting :P

You Are The Subject Of Almost All The Love Songs & Daily Soaps :P :D

No Matter How Mean You Are,
You Can Always Got Someone To Fall In Love With You :) ♥

You Don't Always Mean What You Say ;)

You Don't Always Say What You Mean 3:)

Your Handwriting Is Awesome :D

Good Night Bunkistan :D

Hope I Made You Smile :) :P

Take Care..! Keep Rawkin \M/

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 543 | SMS Length 4 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Once Rajnikant Teaches A Kid How To Open The Door
Without Ringing The Bell ?
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Now That Kid Is Known As C.I.D Inspector DAYA

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 149 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Petrol Ya / Dollar Ya/ Tendulkar??
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Daikhain K
Kon Pehlay
100 Takk Pohanchta Hai..:-P;)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 110 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

TEACHER:

"It's Better To Fail Than To Cheat"

ME:

"LOL No,
It's Better To Cheat Than To Repeat" :P ;)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 110 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

"GIRLS" Are THE Most Busy Generation In Da World.BCOZ
1 Hand On JHARO
1 Hand On PONCHA.
1 MIND On EDUCATION
1 MIND ON.COOKING
1 Ear On Music
1 Ear On Mobile
1 Eye On MAKE UP
1 Eye On DRESSES
Nose On PURFUMS,
Mouth On TALKING
All Tentions At 1 Time
Phir B Log Kehte Hain Kilarkiyan Kaam Nahi Karti
Thats Not Fair Yaar.. ;) :D
(●̮̮̃•̃)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 373 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Funny SMS

If Someone Texts "K",

Just Reply With

"L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z"

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 75 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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