Funny SMS / Text Messages

Latest And New Urdu Funny SMS Messages ... Here's is the best collection of Funny Text for mobiles in English and it also includes new Hindi Funny Message for your friends. A Large Collection of Fun and flirt SMS Jokes is also there. Send these Funny Friendship SMS To your Friends. Enjoy sending Cute Romantic Funny SMS to Your Loved ones with Funny Poetry SMS and Funny Shayari for Urdu fans and decent Funny Poems and Short Messages and insults for best friends ...


Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,

Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 165 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 162 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

=PUre NeWz =



1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr Wo pHr bHi Bhok Se Mar gYa,



Q k





Wo sUit



MaLika Sharwat

Ka tha...>>!


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 162 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..

Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 131 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath):

Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?

Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi....!:p


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 146 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

S t r a n g e

Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just

How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 132 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

~T h O u G h T
P r O v O k I n G~


After
T u e s d a y .......



Week Itself Says .......



W T F ....... =P ;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 128 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

Whoever Says
'Money Can't Buy
Happiness'
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 144 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

During the match

batsman LBW hoa

1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,

lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 157 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"

BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."

"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 282 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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