Funny SMS / Text Messages

Latest And New Urdu Funny SMS Messages ... Here's is the best collection of Funny Text for mobiles in English and it also includes new Hindi Funny Message for your friends. A Large Collection of Fun and flirt SMS Jokes is also there. Send these Funny Friendship SMS To your Friends. Enjoy sending Cute Romantic Funny SMS to Your Loved ones with Funny Poetry SMS and Funny Shayari for Urdu fans and decent Funny Poems and Short Messages and insults for best friends ...

Dil me Pyar Hai !

Ankho me Nasha Hai !

Baaton me Maza Hai !

Andaaz hee Juda Hai !

Dosti me Wafa Hai !

MASHALLAH isi Liye to Har Koi Mujh pay fida hai.. ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 170 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the
jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.

aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi
aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?

aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
name plate da matlb aa
Msc.mother of seven children aur
Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 367 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Kitne armano se
Shadi ki rat uska
Ghongat uthaya
Main ne
Pappu...

Wo bare piyar se
boli....

Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 162 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 161 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

A Beggar Came Up
To A Memon And Said :
" I Haven't Tasted Food
All Week.."

Memon Replied :
"Don't Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..." ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 145 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

2 Frndz aftr giving
d exam

1st: Oye paper konsa
tha?

2nd: Maths ka

1st: Mtlb TU paper ker
k aya hy?

2nd: Nhi Yar sath waki
bachi k hath me clculatr
dkha tha ... ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 181 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho

2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 167 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition




Bcoz



Khan Sahab's Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 170 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Most Touching Lines
Said By A True Lover
To His Love While
Break Up ...


























"Chal Bey Chal Mere
Gift Wapis Ker ... " =P ;)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 175 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
Sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 164 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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