Funny SMS / Text Messages

Latest And New Urdu Funny SMS Messages ... Here's is the best collection of Funny Text for mobiles in English and it also includes new Hindi Funny Message for your friends. A Large Collection of Fun and flirt SMS Jokes is also there. Send these Funny Friendship SMS To your Friends. Enjoy sending Cute Romantic Funny SMS to Your Loved ones with Funny Poetry SMS and Funny Shayari for Urdu fans and decent Funny Poems and Short Messages and insults for best friends ...

Apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin.

Apple:
Lemon:
Orange:
Grape:
Mango:
Strawbery:
Watermelon:
Pineaple:
Banana:
Chery:







Or Dukan Sy Khared Kr Khaen:-


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 176 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?



Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya
tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi

Es lai tawanon roti khawai



Police officer hans K bola:
Amma aina takaluf Q'n kita

1 wapda wala sadd laina C.

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 322 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Aik Bivi Judge Se Mujhe Apne
Husband Se Talaq Chaye Ha .

Judge Lkn Kyon ?

Bivi Ma Jo Bi Pakaow
Mera Husband Zid Karta Hai
Ma Bi Wohi Khow...:-P;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 155 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

YeH arZoO hAi mErI yEh iLTaJa hAi yARoO
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Jidhar KESC Wale Dikhe Chappal Utha Ke MAroo :p

by Ashu From Karachi ( 03032937594 )
Characters: 125 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 107 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?


Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 99 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor

"HIMMAT FAN"

AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.

Asal, , ,



KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 169 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

She Is Kidding...




Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...











"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 119 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Mother
Independance
Father
Or
Valentine,

DAYS K Baad. .

Bus Isi Paap Ka Suwikar Karta Hun,

Admi Hun Admi Se Pyar Krta Hun.


Happy Khan's Day.;-)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 162 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola

Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Mam- SO SWEET

BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 162 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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