Funny SMS / Text Messages

Latest And New Urdu Funny SMS Messages ... Here's is the best collection of Funny Text for mobiles in English and it also includes new Hindi Funny Message for your friends. A Large Collection of Fun and flirt SMS Jokes is also there. Send these Funny Friendship SMS To your Friends. Enjoy sending Cute Romantic Funny SMS to Your Loved ones with Funny Poetry SMS and Funny Shayari for Urdu fans and decent Funny Poems and Short Messages and insults for best friends ...

1 Admi Public Bathroom Gya
Aur 1 Hour K Baad Nikla.

Bahr Betha Huwa Jamadar Bola
20 Rupe Bhai G
Admi Bola: Bhai Mai Bathroom Mai Betha Tha
Net Cafe Mai Nahe:-P


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 168 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Ik Admi 24 Ghante Pani Me

Sanass Rokay Raha


Ajj 5 Baje Us Ki Namaz-E-Janaza

Cantt Qabaristan Me Ada Hogi


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 117 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.
The Future Is Not In Ur Hand.
But At Present


Dabba Mobile Is In Ur Hand.


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 109 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Student Mathmatics Ke Sir Se

Sir Is Swal Ko Solution Karke Kar Do

Sir: Ye To Bachoo Ka Swal Hai

Student: Tabhi To Aap Se Pucha Hai


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 141 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Patient To Nurse

I Don't Want To

Get Well Because I Love U!

Nurse : U Wont Get Well Either,

Bcoz Doctor Has Seen U

Kissing Me

& He Loves Me Too

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 161 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
Dil Ko Thais



Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
Dil Ko Thais










Tan θ = Perpendicular Upon Base ... ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 178 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

DIL Badal Na Dena SIM Ki Terha

MOHABBAT Low Na Krna BATTERY Ki Terha

PYAR Kam Na Krna BALANCE Ki Terha

Hamesha Meri ZARURAT Mehsus Krna CHARGER Ki Terha ... ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 169 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

Main Tmhare Ghar K
Bahar Kaafi Der Se
Khara Hoo
Shayad Bell Khraab Hy
Darwaza Kholo



























Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko
Tung Nahi Krna
Chahiye ... ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 196 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Tum Saari Dunya Se
HAT Ker Ho ...

Tumhari Guftugu
Tumhara Style
Tumhara Sab Kuch
HAT Kr Hy ...

Is Lye Tmhai'n Dekhte Hi
Dil Kehta Hy



















HATA BAY .... ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 200 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

A KISS ...

Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) ...

That's Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know ... ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 153 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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