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!~! Ten Commandments Of A Relationship !~!

1. The Woman Always Makes The Rules.. =P
2. These Rules Are Subject To Change Without Notice.. =$
3. No Man Can Possibly Know All The Rules.. =/
4. The Woman Is Never Wrong.. =D
5. If It Appears The Woman Is Wrong, It Is Because Of A Flagrant
Misunderstanding Caused By Something The Man Did Or Said.. =P

6. The Man Must Apologise Immediately For Causing The Misunderstanding.. =P
7. The Woman Can Change Her Mind At Any Time.. =P
8. The Man Must Never Change His Mind Without
The Proper Consent Of The Woman.. =D

9. The Man Must Read The Mind Of The Woman At All Times.. =/
10. At All Times, What Is Important Is What The Woman Meant,
Not What She Said... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 724 | SMS Length 5 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Itch Guard,

Lip Guard &

Ring Guard Are

FAR BETTER

Than BODYGUARD :D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 79 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

*Every Morning*

Me: "I Really Can't Stay"

-

-

Bed: "But Dude It's Cold Outside" =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 99 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Dosto'n Raat Ko Parhte
Parhte Ek Khayal Aaya...

Phir Kya

Pen Uthaya Aur Likh Dali
Ek Naii Equation:

-

-

-

Bed + Razai = Bhaarh Mein Gayi Padhai... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 172 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Dear Cellphone Companies,

Please Make All Phones Have
The Same Phone-Charger.

Sincerely,

At My Friend's House
With A Dead Phone Battery... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 159 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Teacher:
"Can You Count?"

Kid:
"Yes, Teacher!"

Teacher:
"Okay, Show Us."

Kid:
"One, Two, Three, Four, Five,
Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten,
Jack, Queen And King!" =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 186 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

No 0ne Is
. . . U G L Y . . .
But
Some People Are
FACIALLY CHALLENGED . . . =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 85 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

Ponder This:

If The Camera Lens Is
Circle. . .
Then, Why Do The Pictures
Come Out Square . . .? =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 110 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

I Always Say That
"It Is 0k"
When Someone Disagrees
With Me!
After All,
You Cannot Force Them To
Be Right . . . ! =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 125 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

We Girls:

- Take A Walk In The House With A Toothbrush...

- Read The Text On The Shampoo Bottle In The Shower...

- Laugh At Our Jokes When We Haven't Even Shared It With Others Yet...

- We Can Read Something 10 Times Without Understanding It....

- Push The Door When It Clearly Says " PULL" ...

- We Ask "What?" When We Clearly Understand Everything...

- Hate It When The Wind Messes Our Hair Up...

- Look In The Fridge 10 Times Without Eating Anything...

- Have To Call Our Own Phones To Find It...

- Check The Time On Our Phones When We Are Wearing A Watch..

- When We Stay Up Late We Count How Many Hours Of Sleep We Will Get... =D ♥

Smiling Beauties Like It :D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 708 | SMS Length 5 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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