Funny SMS / Text Messages

Latest And New Urdu Funny SMS Messages ... Here's is the best collection of Funny Text for mobiles in English and it also includes new Hindi Funny Message for your friends. A Large Collection of Fun and flirt SMS Jokes is also there. Send these Funny Friendship SMS To your Friends. Enjoy sending Cute Romantic Funny SMS to Your Loved ones with Funny Poetry SMS and Funny Shayari for Urdu fans and decent Funny Poems and Short Messages and insults for best friends ...

Kya Aap Pachvi Pass Se Tez He?
To Batao?
Agar Ram Sita He,
To Ram Kya He?






Socho Socho







Simple.






"Darji"

Samje Pachvi Fail

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 220 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Circuit:Bhai,Ye English Mein

Kaise Bolne Ka:Chal Hat Hawa Aane De?

Munna Bhai:Simple Yaar...

He U Move Sideways,Let The Airforce Come In

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 157 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Q: What's The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A

SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 142 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Ek Ladka Ghar Der Se Lauta.
Ma: Kahan The?

Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha 'Ma Ka Pyar'.

Ma: Ab Upar Jake 1 Aur Film Dekh...


'Baap Ki Maar'

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 162 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

dil hai k manta naheen,
dil hai k manta naheen,




na manein hum nein uss sey kab mashwara mangha hai

by Ateeq U Rahman From SialkotPakistan ( +923016315317 )
Characters: 120 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Experiencd Man Says:

"The Real Problem Doesnt

Start Whn Boy Starts Luking At A Girl.


It Begins,

Whn She Turns

&

Looks Back At D Guy

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 177 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz

A Good Girl Gives U

Happines N

Bad Girl Give U

Experience

Both R Essential In Life

So Enjoy Every

Girlfriend!

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 191 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

Agar pagal khaney k pagal sey jhaghrada kar k pagal khaney ka doctor paghal ho jaye to news mein khabr kaisay aaye ghee?


"ghar kee baat ghar mein hee reh ghayee"

by Ateeq U Rahman From SialkotPakistan ( +923016315317 )
Characters: 172 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Agar dantttooon k Doctor ko Daant mein dard ho to wo kahan jaye gha?


Arrey yaar Zahir hai k wo kissi doctor k pass to jaye gha naheen kyun k ussey achcha khasa experience hota hai, To reh ghaya mein to merey paass hee aaye gha na.

by Ateeq U Rahman From SialkotPakistan ( +923016315317 )
Characters: 241 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Agar Vifaaqi Vazeer barraye Railway Train par Safar karey to kya ho gha?


Ho hee nahee sakta k woh train par safar karrey aarrey yaar dhakkey khanney k liye b koi saaf jagah honee chahiye.

by Ateeq U Rahman From SialkotPakistan ( +923016315317 )
Characters: 198 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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