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Latest And New Urdu Funny SMS Messages ... Here's is the best collection of Funny Text for mobiles in English and it also includes new Hindi Funny Message for your friends. A Large Collection of Fun and flirt SMS Jokes is also there. Send these Funny Friendship SMS To your Friends. Enjoy sending Cute Romantic Funny SMS to Your Loved ones with Funny Poetry SMS and Funny Shayari for Urdu fans and decent Funny Poems and Short Messages and insults for best friends ...

Dear Despos,

Liking A Girl's Comment
Such As

'LOL"
"WOW"
And Even A Smiley

Won't Get You Close
To Her ... =P =D

Sincerely,

Common Sense ;)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 157 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Shortest Chat Ever:

Girl:
Hi ...Wots Up??

Boy:
Petrol Prices ... =P

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 75 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Height Of Poverty
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Boyfriend For Sale =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 69 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Some People Say
That Age Is Just A
Number.

In China,
`Too Young` Is Just A
Name... ;) =P


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 97 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

G i r l s
Are So Beautiful,
Loving, Caring
And Understanding
In

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".JPG" Format... =P =D

[Peace Ladies]

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 142 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

I Don't Always Eat
What Is Right. . .
Sometimes I Eat
What Is Left ... ;) =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 79 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

An Unfaithful Husband
Thinks Of Other Women
When He Sleeps With His Wife.

A Faithful Husband Thinks
Of His Wife When He Sleeps
With Other Women. . . =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 161 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

If He/She Texts You
While
He's/She's With Family,
That Means
He/She Really Likes You.
0R
He/She Just Hates His/Her Family. . . =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 138 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Girl's Silence Is Dangerous.

They're Either :

---> About To Blow Up,

---> Need A Hug,

---> Falling Apart,

---> Crying Inside,

Or All Of The Above. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 181 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

The Most Painful Moment:

When The Only Thing You Know In Your Test Is;
Your Name, Roll Number And The Date.. =/ =P

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 118 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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