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"If Someone Closes
His Door 0n Your Face
Then Make Him Realize
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KUNDI DARWAZY K DONO
TARAF HOTI HY. . . =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 160 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

What Does Life Teach Us?

1) Money Isn't Everything
(there's Mastercard & Visa)

2) One Should Love Animals
(they Are Tasty Too)

3) Save Water
(drink Beer)

4) Studying Is Healthy
(so Leave It For The Sick!)

5) Books Are Holy
(so Dont Touch Them)

6) Dont Shout In Class
(u Might Disturb Those
Who Are Sleeping!)

7) Love Ur Neighbor
(but Don't Get Caught)

8) Every One Should Marry.
(because Happiness Is Not
The Only Thing In Life) ... =p =d

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 472 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Funny SMS

How Awkward Is That.
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Now Just Because Of Facebook
We Come To Know That
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There Are A Lot Of
Awkward Moments In Life .. =p =d

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 179 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Height Of Dogy-Ness:
A Boy Is Listening Extremely Sad Song..
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And Thinking,
Kaun Si Waali Ko Yaad Karoon :l

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 172 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

When Is It Actually Unlucky To See A Black Cat?,
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When You Are A Mouse... =p

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 106 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

That Sad Moment
When You're Texting In Bed
And
You Drop Your Phone
Straight Onto Your Face... =/ =p

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 103 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Mom Always Said:

" Money Doesn't Grow On Trees..."
Kid:
Mom Money Is Made From Paper & Paper Comes
From Trees.
Therefore Your Argument Is Invalid. . . =p =d

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 165 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

Gilani: Ye Mulk Bekaar Mulk Hy. Yahan Ki Sarkain Purani. Buildings Purani. Log Jahil.
Is Mulk Ko Baich Day?
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Zardari: Dimagh Kharab Hogya Hy? Yahan Me Peda Hoa. Jawani Ka Zamana Yahan Guzara. B.b Se Shadi Yahan Ki. Yahan Ki Jail Ki Daal Roti Khai.
Or Tu Keh Raha Hy K Baich Day?
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Gillani: Wese Obama Ne 10 Billion Dollar Ki Offer Ki Thee.
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Zardari: Baich Day.
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M0ral:
Www.olx.com
Yahan Sub Bikta Hy.
:-):d:p

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 429 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Mubarak Ho!
3 Chuttiyan Aik Sath...
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5 Feb= Kashmir Day
5 Feb= 12 Rabi Ul Awwal
Aur
5 Feb= Sunday

Mazay Karo.

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 133 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Height Of Thinking
Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ..
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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.
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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again
We Have To Study From 'Pre Nursery'

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 239 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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