Funny SMS / Text Messages

Latest And New Urdu Funny SMS Messages ... Here's is the best collection of Funny Text for mobiles in English and it also includes new Hindi Funny Message for your friends. A Large Collection of Fun and flirt SMS Jokes is also there. Send these Funny Friendship SMS To your Friends. Enjoy sending Cute Romantic Funny SMS to Your Loved ones with Funny Poetry SMS and Funny Shayari for Urdu fans and decent Funny Poems and Short Messages and insults for best friends ...

I Wish
There Was A 'Machine'
That Could 'Freeze' Things
As Fast As
A 'Microwave' Can Heat Things... ;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 109 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Mom: "Clean Your Room, Guests Are Coming Over."

Me: "Oh I'M Sorry,
I Didn't Realize The Gathering Would Be Held In My Bedroom,
Instead Of Drawing Room" =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 163 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Accident K Bad Driver Gussey Se.......

Maine Car Ki Headlights On Kar K Btaya Tha K Pehle Mje Nikalne Do.......

Sardar:
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Maine B To Wiper Chala K Btaya Tha.......
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Na Soneya Na.....:P

by Rizwan A. Raja From Dammam, KSA ( +966507367011 )
Characters: 238 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Height of Insult for Doctors













Dr. Firdous Ashiq Awan =P =D =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 87 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Yuo Konw Waht Is Rael Reltionship?

I M Gving Yuo An Exmpl:-

Jsut C Tihs Msg.Evrey Splleing Of Tihs Msg Is Wrnog.

Bt Sitll Yuo Can Raed It Wihtuot Ayn Mitsake =)

If You Have A True Relati0Nship You
Ign0Re Mistakes Of Others And
You Understand Them Easily.

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 271 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

If People Could Hear
The Next Five Seconds
After
I Hit End On A Call,
I Would Have No Friends... :P :D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 106 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Beeti Hui Zindgi Ki Kuch Itni C Kahani Hai...




Kuch Bachpan Sy Hum Loffer Thy...





Aur
Kuch




"Islamabad" Ki Bachiyon Ki Mehrbani Hai....

by M.Farooq Usman From Islamabad ( 03139697298 )
Characters: 196 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

That Lonely Moment

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When The Only Text Message
You Get All Day Is From Your
Cell Phone Company. . . =P

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 122 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Momo: Baat Sunain Mehmood

Mehmood : Aray Mubarak Ho!

Tum Ne Mera Naam Theek Lia Hai!!

Momo : Main To Apka Naam Hamesha Hi Sai Leti Hun Basharat :P

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 156 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Momo: Mustaqeem Aj Ap Bary Wo Lg Rahy Hain

Mahmood: Oooooof... Mahmood

Momo: Han Aj Ap Bary Mahmood Lg Rahy Hain :D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 121 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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