Funny SMS / Text Messages

Latest And New Urdu Funny SMS Messages ... Here's is the best collection of Funny Text for mobiles in English and it also includes new Hindi Funny Message for your friends. A Large Collection of Fun and flirt SMS Jokes is also there. Send these Funny Friendship SMS To your Friends. Enjoy sending Cute Romantic Funny SMS to Your Loved ones with Funny Poetry SMS and Funny Shayari for Urdu fans and decent Funny Poems and Short Messages and insults for best friends ...

Man Comes Home& Start Shouting
Pack Ur Bags
I Just Won 10 Million In Lottery

Wife : Do I Pack For Beach n Resort . . .

Man : Who Cares, Just Pack & Get Lost . . .

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 187 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Life Of A University Student

Wallet Hy
Paise Nahi
Lecture Hy
Attendance Nahi
Mobile Hy
Balance Nahi
Frnds Hyn
Grl Frnd Nahi
Exams Hyn
Tnsion Nhi
Parhna Hy
Mood Nhi ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 219 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Agar Tum 90 Baar Koi Gunaah Karo
Phir Bhi Sirf 45 Baar Pakre Jaoge . . .


Batao Kyun . . . ? ? ?

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Because










Sin 90 = Cot (Caught) 45 ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 322 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Aao Aaj Hum Wada Karain K




Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karenge




Wafa Karenge




Mohabbat Karenge




Sirf Aur Sirf















Pakistan Se ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 256 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????
kYuNKI kIsI nE MuJhSe KaHa kI PaGaLo kO NeEnD NaHi aAtI. IsLiYe mAiNe SoCh kI AbHi PaTa KaR lU



KyUnKi AaP BaHuT aKkALMaND HaI Na !!!!!

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 179 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

MAN : I WENT TO THE DENTIST THIS MORNING.
WIFE : DOES YOUR TOOTH STILL HURT ???
MAN : I DON'T KNOW THE DENTIST KEPT IT...

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 128 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

FOR PEPSI - SHARUKH
FOR COKE - AMIR
FOR MIRINDA - VIVEK
FOR THUMPS UP - AKSHAY
CONGRATULATIONS. ..
DESI DARU KE LIYE TUMHE SELECT KIYA HAI....

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 158 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

parhay likhay punjab k jahil hukmaran motawajah hun:18febury kee sham ko gum ho ne wala bucha puntured shuda cycle sir par rakhay main main karta huwa e-wane sadar jatay dekha gia ha mazeed malumat is paty par hasil karanin kangal awam factory flourelss bazzar pakistan

by wasim From pind dadan khan ( 00923023337398 )
Characters: 270 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Philosophy of life..

At the beginning of relationship, every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow
alphbets get reversed..

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 142 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Teacher : Mein chahti hun ki tum jeewan me teji se aage badho..
Raaste ki rukavaton ko kuchal do...

Student : Toh saaf kahiye na ki aap humein blue line bus ka driver banana
chahti ho..

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 199 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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