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Irony Of Life:

Wives Don't Get Pregnant
After Many Attempts and
Girlfriends Get Pregnant
Even After Taking Many Precautions.. =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 138 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

What Is D Similarity Between Sunny Deol N Sunny Leone?
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They Both Shout Alot In Their Movies!

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 135 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Police
Bibi Ap Bohat Bahadur Hain
Daku Ko Bohat Mara Apne


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Lady Kanpte Hue Mujhe Kya Pata Woh Daku Tha
Main to Samjhi Mera Shohar Dair Se Ghar Aaya Hy. =d

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 216 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

If It Was Really
A "SMART PHONE"
It Would Know To Tell
Me To Wash My Hands
Before
I Touch It . . . =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 109 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

I don't get nervous
If I'm surrounded by
Beautiful Women.
I know
They're all too busy
hating each other to
notice me . . . =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 134 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

In Upcoming 20-30 years;

One of the Hardest Things
Our Kids will have to Do will B;
"FINDING A USERNAME" that
Hasn't Already Been Taken..!! =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 148 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

When your're Hungry:

☐ Get up and make something
☑ Moan like a whale until someone
feeds you . . ! =D =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 121 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

When Women Talk To
Each Other ,
The Devil Sits In A Corner
Quietly
Listens And Tries
To Learn ... =P =D

(Peace Ladies)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 126 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

A failed Businessman to his fat wife:

You are my only investment in life that has doubled! =P ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 100 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

If someone says
"I love you" and you don't feel the same way, just say...
"I
love
YouTube" =P

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 97 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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