Funny SMS / Text Messages

Latest And New Urdu Funny SMS Messages ... Here's is the best collection of Funny Text for mobiles in English and it also includes new Hindi Funny Message for your friends. A Large Collection of Fun and flirt SMS Jokes is also there. Send these Funny Friendship SMS To your Friends. Enjoy sending Cute Romantic Funny SMS to Your Loved ones with Funny Poetry SMS and Funny Shayari for Urdu fans and decent Funny Poems and Short Messages and insults for best friends ...


1st Boy: Yaar Larki ko
I Love u kehny ki sub se achi jaga kon si hy?

2nd Boy: Mazaar

1st Boy: kyun ?

2nd Boy: kyun k wahan Larkion ne chappal nhi pehni hoti.


by M.Shahzaib From Multan ( 03317077982 / 03023558072 )
Characters: 181 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

A WOMEN 2 A DOCTOR: MERA BETA MOTORCYCLE SE GIR GAYA. DOCTOR: I DONT KNOW URDU. PLZ SPEAK IN ENGLISH. WOMEN: MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HONDA.:)


by M.Shahzaib From Multan ( 03317077982 / 03023558072 )
Characters: 139 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than... OHMYGODYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-YESGODNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH- SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH.


by Sagara From kathmandu ( 9841571611 )
Characters: 138 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU
GHU SE YAD AAYA ABAY KAISA HAI TU
JAB BETHY BETHY NIKAL JATI HAI POON
POON SE PHIR YAAD AAYA ABAY KAISA HAI TU


by sami From karachi ( 03453136977 )
Characters: 151 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Pathan,sindhi, Balochi Farishtay sy bolay k ALLAH sy arz karo k Jahan dekho har Mehkmay mein Punjabi hi hoty hain
Q?

Farishta bola:
Mai hunay Gya ty Hunay aya . . . ;->


by K.RoCk3rS From KArAchi ( 03212535512 )
Characters: 181 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

"EINSTIEN" went 2 court 2 prove that he's da most INTELLIGENT & GENIUS person on earth.
But he failed & came out angrily & asked


.

.

YAR ye. . .
"RoCk3R" Kon Hai? ;->


by K.RoCk3rS From KArAchi ( 03212535512 )
Characters: 197 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . .

" Beta Dil Laga K Parhana "

Par unhe kaise samjhayen k dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai . . . . ;->


by K.RoCk3rS From KArAchi ( 03212535512 )
Characters: 154 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

::::ARZ HAI::::

pink lips are the girls beauty

wah wah

pink lips r the girls beauty

& kissing them is the boys duty ;->


by K.RoCk3rS From KArAchi ( 03212535512 )
Characters: 156 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Karachi main birdflu ki waja se 3 lakh murghiya qatal ki gayi..

Murghiyo ka naya naara "Tum kitni murghiyan maaroge?

Har anday se murghi niklegi . . . ;->


by K.RoCk3rS From KArAchi ( 03212535512 )
Characters: 168 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

2 men were talking!

1st Said- I got married Bcoz I was tired of Eating out, Cleaning house, n doing laundry work.

2nd said- I took divorce 4 d same Reason ;->


by K.RoCk3rS From KArAchi ( 03212535512 )
Characters: 172 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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