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Latest And New Urdu Funny SMS Messages ... Here's is the best collection of Funny Text for mobiles in English and it also includes new Hindi Funny Message for your friends. A Large Collection of Fun and flirt SMS Jokes is also there. Send these Funny Friendship SMS To your Friends. Enjoy sending Cute Romantic Funny SMS to Your Loved ones with Funny Poetry SMS and Funny Shayari for Urdu fans and decent Funny Poems and Short Messages and insults for best friends ...

Height Of Dogy-Ness:
A Boy Is Listening Extremely Sad Song..
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And Thinking,
Kaun Si Waali Ko Yaad Karoon :l

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 172 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

When Is It Actually Unlucky To See A Black Cat?,
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When You Are A Mouse... =p

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 106 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

That Sad Moment
When You're Texting In Bed
And
You Drop Your Phone
Straight Onto Your Face... =/ =p

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 103 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Mom Always Said:

" Money Doesn't Grow On Trees..."
Kid:
Mom Money Is Made From Paper & Paper Comes
From Trees.
Therefore Your Argument Is Invalid. . . =p =d

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 165 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Gilani: Ye Mulk Bekaar Mulk Hy. Yahan Ki Sarkain Purani. Buildings Purani. Log Jahil.
Is Mulk Ko Baich Day?
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Zardari: Dimagh Kharab Hogya Hy? Yahan Me Peda Hoa. Jawani Ka Zamana Yahan Guzara. B.b Se Shadi Yahan Ki. Yahan Ki Jail Ki Daal Roti Khai.
Or Tu Keh Raha Hy K Baich Day?
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Gillani: Wese Obama Ne 10 Billion Dollar Ki Offer Ki Thee.
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Zardari: Baich Day.
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M0ral:
Www.olx.com
Yahan Sub Bikta Hy.
:-):d:p

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 429 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Mubarak Ho!
3 Chuttiyan Aik Sath...
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5 Feb= Kashmir Day
5 Feb= 12 Rabi Ul Awwal
Aur
5 Feb= Sunday

Mazay Karo.

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 133 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Height Of Thinking
Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ..
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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.
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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again
We Have To Study From 'Pre Nursery'

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 239 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

Best Excuse :

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Mom, Dad Don't Worry..!!

Everyone Failed That Test..!! ;) X) :-p :d \m/

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 99 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Opening Multiple Browser
Windows On A Shopping Site
And
Then Closing Then Without
Buying Is The New
"Window Shopping..." =p =d

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 136 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Women Spend Their
Whole Life To Find The
Right Man...
Just To Tell Him Everyday
That He Is WRONG ... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 110 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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