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Demotion of Salman Khan

2009 ---> Wanted : IPS

2010 ---> Dabbang : Inspector

2011 ---> Body Guard

Upcoming Films

2012 ---> Security Guard

2013 ---> Watchman

2014 ---> Postman ... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 205 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

The only thing I learnt
After being an Admin(as a boy) is that
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How to control yourself
From sending friend request
To beautiful girls :D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 170 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

HEIGHT 0F INSULT

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India V/S England
Test Series ... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 132 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

DABANG REMIX ...

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G0LI Se Darr Nahi Lagta
Sahab

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B0RI Se Lagta Hy ... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 132 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Rajnikant Bought
Two Elephants,
Two Camels
And
Two Horses From Zoo ..

Why ?

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To Play Chess ... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 139 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Teacher:ye ks ka signature hai.?
''@@@@@@@@''
Student-meri mummy ka
Teacher-Ye kesa naam hai..?

Student-je unka naam hai
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''JALEBI BAI''

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 157 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Hey Guys ... !

Never Underestimate A
Woman's Ability To Make
EVERYTHING Your Fault . . . =P =D
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Mind It ... !!! ^_-

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 125 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

The Admirable Difference
Between Smokers N
Non-Smokers Is:
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Smokers Don't Mind
That Non-Smokers Don't
Smoke ... ! =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 149 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

FACEBOOK Needs Now
Another Relationship Type:
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Domestic Incarceration ... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 113 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

I Hate It

When My Phone Decides

To Randomly Jump 0ut 0f
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My Hand

And

Attack The Floor ... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 112 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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