Funny SMS / Text Messages

Latest And New Urdu Funny SMS Messages ... Here's is the best collection of Funny Text for mobiles in English and it also includes new Hindi Funny Message for your friends. A Large Collection of Fun and flirt SMS Jokes is also there. Send these Funny Friendship SMS To your Friends. Enjoy sending Cute Romantic Funny SMS to Your Loved ones with Funny Poetry SMS and Funny Shayari for Urdu fans and decent Funny Poems and Short Messages and insults for best friends ...

Shuru

ALLAH ke naam se

JO bara rehm wala ha




main pana mangta hun us shetan se

jo


jo


jo


jo


mera sms perh raha ha

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 195 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Chalo kahin Ghoomnay chalain...!
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GULSHAN PARK..!
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NATIONAL ZOO..!
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PARADISE HOTEL..!
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SEA PICNIC POINT...!
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Thanks yaar ..
tumhare sath ghoomnay ka boht maza aya..
Next time kahin aur chlain ge....

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 317 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

eXams r thereat da paper u starethe

answer is no wherewhich makes u

pull ur hairthe grades r not

fairbut just like da past 14

years

we don't care ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 188 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Man Receives Telegram: Wife Dead.!

Should Be Buried or Cremated.?

Man: Don't Take Any Chances.

Burn The Body And Bury The Ash.. ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 153 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Papu k abu ka printing press hai.

pehly jub bijli hova kerti thi to papu ko pora din press pay kam

kerna perta tha mager jub say ap ki hokamat ai hai tab say na bijli

hoti hai na mujhy kaam kerna perta hai..

Pora din moj masti main guzerta hai..

Ferq to paraa hai . . !

Jeo Musharaf . . . ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 337 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Funny SMS

LIFE IS 5 STAR . . .

KIND STAR IS
MOTHER,ACTION STAR IS FATHER,ULTEMATE STAR IS
TEACHER,TOP STAR ISLOVER&THE SUPER STAR IS
FRIEND LIKE "hAmY" ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 161 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

A Boy went to meet his GF. When he came back at home, mom asked:

Kaha gay thay??

Boy: UssE milne....

Mom: Kislie???

Boy: Han bohat KISS lie:p

by ATTITUDE From Karachi ( 03452167045 )
Characters: 169 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

Ek premi ne kaha prmika se,

men tmhari zulfon se khelna chahta hon

premika ne.. wig utar kr dedi or boli khelte rho

mgr kal wapas krdena college b jana ha

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 177 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Very important health tips only for u.
dont eat
pizzas,samosay dahi baray,ice cream,chocolate,

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sandwich
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WITHOUT
ME,,

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 156 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Dont buy Land Cruisers.

They hav levers Dat can kill u atleast in Pakistan.

Dis Public Service msg is sponsord by Pakistan Camel & Donkey Cart Association ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 172 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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