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-=- HIDDEN TRUTH -=-
5 Saal Comma Me Rehny
K Baad 23 Oct Ko Nusrat Bhutto
Ko Hosh Aaya
Magar Jab Un Ko Bataya Gaya
K
Zardari Sadar Bann Gaya Hy
Tou
Wo Bardasht Na Ker Saki'n
Aur
Intiqal Ker Gayi'n ... =P =D
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 235 | SMS Length 2 |
Funny SMS
Ek Larka, Larki Se Puchta
Hy: Bachey Kese Hote Hyn ?
Larki: Chup ... !
Larka: Batao Na Plz =D
Larki: Nahi Pata =@
Larka: Plz ..... !!!
Larki: Thappar Pare Ga
Ab Mat Pchna ..!!
Larka : Aray Bewakoof Itna Bhi
Nahi Pata
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Bachay Shararti Hote Hyn ... =P =D
Moral:
Girls Hamesha Boys Ko Ghalat
Hi Samajhti Hyn ;)
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 366 | SMS Length 3 |
Funny SMS
How Do University
Teachers Complete
Syllabus:
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Unit-1:
This Is Just Introduction,
No Need To Teach..
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Unit-2:
Very Easy Topic,
You Can Study On Your
Own.
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Unit-3:
This Has Already
Been Discussed In
Last Class.
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Unit-4:
This Topic Is
Directly Given In Text Book As
It Is,
So I Don't Need To Teach It.
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Unit-5:
Now Who Is Ready
To Give Presentation .. ? =P =D
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 403 | SMS Length 3 |
Funny SMS
Wife Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hyn:
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Wife: Main Iss Dress Mein Moti
Lag Rahi Hoon Na ? ?
Husband (Mazaq Me): Haan
Wife: Hainnn ! Waqai Moti Lag
Rahi Hoon ? ? ?
Husband: Nahi Nahi Mazaq Ker
Raha Tha
Wife: Nahi Sach Batao Lag Rahi
Hoon Na ... ?
Husband: Haan ...
Wife: Koii Nahi ... =P =D
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 314 | SMS Length 2 |
Funny SMS
There Are 0nly Two
Reasons That Make It
Hard For Us To Trust
Some People
1- We Don't Know Them ..
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2- We Know Them Very Well ... =P =D
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 187 | SMS Length 2 |
Funny SMS
Boy: Apka Naam Kya Hy?
Girl: Pehen K Bataon Ya Dikha K?
Boy: Kya Matlab?
Girl: "PAYAL" Naam Hy Mera,
Or Apka?
Boy: Le Kar Bataon Ya De Kar?
Girl: Kya Matlab?
Boy: "PAPPI" Naam Hai Mera
Girl:To Urdu Me Hi Bta Dete
Boy:Kya Matlab
Girl: Kutte Ka Bacha... ;-)
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 268 | SMS Length 2 |
Funny SMS
I Bought A Great New
Holder For My
Apple N Blackberry
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Its Called A
FRUIT BOWL ... =P =D
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 189 | SMS Length 2 |
Funny SMS
Adverisement
Rel0AdeD
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If You Love Something,
Let It Go. . .
If It Comes Back To You,
Kick It Back Out,
Because
If It Loved You,
It Would Have Never Left
In The First Place . . . =P =D
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 194 | SMS Length 2 |
Funny SMS
C a l o r i e s:
Tiny Creatures That Live
In Your Closet That Sew
Your Clothes A Little Bit
Tighter Every Night . . . =P =D
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 131 | SMS Length 1 |
Funny SMS
My eyes during a exam:
(←_←)(→_→) (←_←)(→_→)
Teacher comes by Me: (↓_ ↓).
Teacher Walks Away: (←_←)(→_→)
=P =D
by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 204 | SMS Length 2 |
Funny SMS
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