Funny SMS / Text Messages

Latest And New Urdu Funny SMS Messages ... Here's is the best collection of Funny Text for mobiles in English and it also includes new Hindi Funny Message for your friends. A Large Collection of Fun and flirt SMS Jokes is also there. Send these Funny Friendship SMS To your Friends. Enjoy sending Cute Romantic Funny SMS to Your Loved ones with Funny Poetry SMS and Funny Shayari for Urdu fans and decent Funny Poems and Short Messages and insults for best friends ...

Now a days

Phones get "Thinner n Smarter"
And
People get "Fatter n Stupid" ... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 89 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Ultimate Truth

FACEBOOK Becomes 10 Times More Entertaining
When You Have Something
To Do Very Important Work To Do ... =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 126 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Life is too short to read
Long Status Updates ... =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 53 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Dear Haters,

Thanks For Keeping My Name
In Every Conversation Of Yours ... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 84 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Ameer ka bacha:
Papa Aaj Kal Bohat Garmi Ho
Rahi Hy Na
Papa: Hum Aaj Hii New A/C
Lagwa Lete Hyn ...

Ghareeb ka bacha:
Abba Aaj Kal Kitni Garmi Ho
Rahi Hy Na
Abba: Chal Tujhy Ganja
Kerwa Deta Hoon ... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 219 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Your Mother Bore You
For 9 Months ,
She Watched Her Feet
Swell, She Struggled To
Climb Stairs,
She Got Breathless Quick,
She Bore Excruciating Pain,
She Suffered Many Sleepless
Nights,
She Became Your Nurse, Your
Chef, Your Teacher, your
Cleaner, Your Launderette, Your
Friend.
She Struggled For You, But Not
Did She See It As A Struggle,
Not Once Did She Develop
Regrets After All This ...
How Dare You Say Even
"UFF" To Her ...

I LOVE MY MOTHER BEYOND LIMITS

Do You ... ? ? ?

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 501 | SMS Length 4 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Ab To Macher B Hum se Badmashi Kerty Hain
Larkay..
Kehtey Hein Kaatne Dey Warna Lahore Se Apne Target Killers Bulwatay hai.. ;->
Machr Qaumi movment (MQM) =P

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 160 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

Facebook:
"Hahaha I Wont Let U Study "
Student:
"Plz Dont Do This To Me..I Beg U.. :( "
Facebook:
"Ok Then Log Out And Study..!"
Student:
"Yaar Tu To Bura Maan Gya... Achha Chal U Win... Show Me Whats New? =P

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 215 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Everyone Goes With The Flow But Who Goes
Opposite To The Flow Becomes Great Man.
Before I Could Explain This To TRAFFIC POLICE Kamine Ne Chalan Kat Diya... =P ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 164 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Engineering: The Amount Of Money Spent On
Photocopies Over A Span Of Four Years
Is Sufficient Enough To Buy A New Xerox Machine! =P

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 133 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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