Funny SMS / Text Messages

Latest And New Urdu Funny SMS Messages ... Here's is the best collection of Funny Text for mobiles in English and it also includes new Hindi Funny Message for your friends. A Large Collection of Fun and flirt SMS Jokes is also there. Send these Funny Friendship SMS To your Friends. Enjoy sending Cute Romantic Funny SMS to Your Loved ones with Funny Poetry SMS and Funny Shayari for Urdu fans and decent Funny Poems and Short Messages and insults for best friends ...

Husband Texts Wife On Cell..
Hi,What R U Doing Darling?
Wife: Im Dying
Husband Jumps With Joy But Types: Sweet Heart,How Can I Live Without U?
Wife:U Idiot Im Dying My Hair
...Husband:Bloody English

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 203 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

A Fact Of Life...

Male Criteria For Life Partner

They Expect Their Women To Look Like Miss Universe

&

Work Like

'Massi' (MAID):D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 143 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

I finaly realized
That
Cutting people from my life
doesn't mean
'I Hate Them'
...It simply means

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I Respect Me ... =P =D

A t T i T u D e
P e R s 0 n I f I e D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 195 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Girl: "How Much Do You Love Me?"

Boy: "Look At The Sky And Count The Stars."

Girl: "But, It's Daytime..."

Boy: "Haha, Exactly." :P

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 142 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

I Told My Dad, That I Want An Apple Or Blackberry!
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He Replied
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Aam Ka Season Hai Beta Aam Khao... ;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 132 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

The Three Magical words Every Guy Dies to Hear from A Girl...
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I Was Wrong.. ! =\

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 105 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

A Guy Searching These
Keywords On Google

"How To Have A
Free Dinner At A 5 Star Hotel"
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Google Search Result
"Pakistani Lagty Ho ..." =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 185 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

1 Lrke Ki Shaadi 1 Bht
Hii Haseen Lrki Se Hui ..
Wo Lrka Us Lrki Se Kbhi
Nhi Mila Tha. Bas Sab Us
Ki Khubsurati Ki Tareef Hii
...Suni Thi
Shaadi k Baad Lrka Us Ka
Ghunghta Utha Kr Bola:
Tmhe'n Muun Dikhai Me Kia
Doon ?

Lrki Sharmate Huey Boli:
"DO AAP TAA DIL TALAY" =P

Moral:
Kam As Kam 1 Call Lazmi Kr
Leni Chahiye ! =P =D


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 344 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Funny SMS

I Read
"Harry Potter And The Deathly
Hallows"
Yesterday In 2 Hours,

...I know

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It's 0nly 6 Words
But
I Was Really Proud 0f
Myself . . . =P =D

[ B.B.A Persona ] ;)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 206 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Branded Shayari

If I Was Nike ✔

And You Were Mcdonalds
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(Wah Wah)

If I Was Nike ✔

And You Were Mcdonalds
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Baby I'll Be Doing It
And You'll Be Loving It!! =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 242 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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