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Son: Papa Kya Hm Aeroplane Se ALLAH K Paas Ja Sakty Hain?

Father: My Son!

Hum Car Se B Ja Sakty Hain Agr Car Apki Mom Drive Karen Toh... ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 146 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Different Exam Style In Different Cities

"Punjab Board"
Slow Sound Mai 1st Student:
Oey Ye Question Bata

Student:
Chup Kar Warna Tera Copy Case Pakka Hai.

"Hyderabad Board"

Student Wid Slow Voice:
Yaar Yeh Question Aata Hai?

2nd Student:
Chup Kr! Wrna Rangers Wale 10 Mint Tak Class Se Bahar Kr Dain Gy.

"Karachi Board"
Student Full Chila Kr:
Aby Oye!

Question No 8 Hai Kisi K Pas Ya Bahr Se
Mang'waon..? ;->

Examiner:
Mere Pas Hy, Lao 100 Rupy... =P

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 483 | SMS Length 4 | Submited in : Funny SMS

1 Pathan Se Kisi Ne Pucha Khan Saab Log Pthano Pe Itne Sms Q Banate Hn?
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Khan Saab Ne Muskura K Kaha:
"Ye Wo Log Hen Jo Bachpan Ka Ghussa Ab Utar Rahe Hen.

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 159 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

T o d a y ...

If You Don't Have A

FACEBOOK Account,

All Your School/Clg/Uni

Friends Will Just Assume

You Are Not Alive

Anymore . . . =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 156 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

L () \/ E
In 2011 Means

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Answering Each 0ther's TEXTS
Immediately. . . . =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 102 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

We Should Change The
Saying To

"Home Is Where Your Phone
Automatically Connects To Your
Wi Fi ... " =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 111 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Only Someone Who Isn't On
Facebook 24/7,
Would Ask A Stupid Question
Like:

"What Do You Do All Day?" =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 115 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

You Know
Why Women Love To Text .. ?

Because

It Forces Men To Look At Stuff
They Would Never Listen To In
Person ... ! =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 136 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Exams Should Be Given
On Mobiles Instead Of
Sheets.

You know why .... ?
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Because

Today's Students Have More
Typing Speed Than Writing
Speed ... =P =D

(B.B.A roXxX)

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 196 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

There Are Two Ways To
Rule A Women

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And Nobody Knows Them.. =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 131 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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