Funny SMS / Text Messages

Latest And New Urdu Funny SMS Messages ... Here's is the best collection of Funny Text for mobiles in English and it also includes new Hindi Funny Message for your friends. A Large Collection of Fun and flirt SMS Jokes is also there. Send these Funny Friendship SMS To your Friends. Enjoy sending Cute Romantic Funny SMS to Your Loved ones with Funny Poetry SMS and Funny Shayari for Urdu fans and decent Funny Poems and Short Messages and insults for best friends ...


What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 94 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Apka Hansana Qayamat
Apka chlna Qayamat
Apka Sona qayamat
Apka uthna qayamat

Mujhe tu pehle hi shak tha ap qayamat ki nishaniyoon main se ek ho


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 150 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

wxyzwxyz

msg phara?

samjh aya?
nahi?
ab mobile ko
Ulta kar ke Pahro

ab samjh aya?

Nahi ?

Bewaqof ager seedha samj main nahi aaya tu ulta kya aye ga ???


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 170 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

wxyzwxyz

msg phara?

samjh aya?
nahi?
ab mobile ko
Ulta kar ke Pahro

ab samjh aya?

Nahi ?

Bewaqof ager seedha samj main nahi aaya tu ulta kya aye ga ???


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 170 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

2 Sardar bank Lootanay gaye ..par gun bhool gaye phir bhi bank loot liya .. KAISE ??
after all manager bhi Sardar the..bola gun kal dikha jana!


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 145 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

TOM CrUISE went to court to prove that he is the most Handsome & good Looking on earth but he failed and came out Angrily and asked:
Yar YE Hamy koun HAi ??


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 158 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

**Preaty
**Karina
**Amisha
**Rani
**Ash
**Sush
**Shilpa
**Rakhi
**Bipasha
**Mallika
**Meghna
**All Wish U ADVANCE HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 146 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

This is a magic Trick

aik thanda paani lein aur us ko apney baraber wala par phenk dein yeh thanda paani us bandey ko garam kar dey gaa At your Own Risk


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 156 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

garmi ka kya faida hai






Sochoo





Abhi tak sooch rahey ho ??






Sardi nahi lagti


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 113 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

2 Sardars Looking at egyptan Mummies,
Sardar 1: Look so many bandages ,Pakka truck accident hai
Sardar 2: aaho , ais liye Truck Number bhi likha ha BC-1760


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 0321630783 )
Characters: 158 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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