Funny SMS / Text Messages

Latest And New Urdu Funny SMS Messages ... Here's is the best collection of Funny Text for mobiles in English and it also includes new Hindi Funny Message for your friends. A Large Collection of Fun and flirt SMS Jokes is also there. Send these Funny Friendship SMS To your Friends. Enjoy sending Cute Romantic Funny SMS to Your Loved ones with Funny Poetry SMS and Funny Shayari for Urdu fans and decent Funny Poems and Short Messages and insults for best friends ...

Girl: Mom, I M In Love With A Guy.
Mom Shocked: How Old Is The Boy Nd What Is He Doing?
Girl: 3 Months Nd Kicking Happily In My Stomach... =P

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 143 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

How To Settle Abroad?
FOR GUYS:
Study Hard
Get Good Grades
Appear In IELTS N TOEFL
Apply For Student Visa
Wait For The Call
Appear In The Interview
Get Admission In A University
Get Good Grades
Search For A Job
Work Hard, Earn Well To Settle
FOR GIRLS:
Marry This Guy... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 289 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Why Does The Great Wall Of China Come In The 7 Wonders Of The World??
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Bcoz It's The First And Only Chinese Product Which Lasted For So Long ;) :D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 203 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

DAD To Son
Dad:Son Y Do U Look So Upset?
Son:I Cant Tell U Dad
Dad: Treat Me As Ur Friend
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Son:............Yar Tere Bhabhi Naraz Ho Gaye Hai :D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 172 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

I Hate It,
When I Tell Someone ...
I'll Be There In 10 Minutes,
But
They Continue To Call Me Every Half-Hour Anyway ... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 130 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Gf Giving House Directions 2 Her Bf-

"Come To The Front Gate Of My Apartment Where You Drop Me,
Look For Flat 9A,
You Ll Find A Lift On Ur Right.
Hit 9 With Ur ELBOW.....
Get Out Of The Lift U'll Find My Flat On Left....
Hit The Doorbell Wid Ur ELBOW & I Ll Get The Door 4u"
Bf Says- Dear That Seems Easy But Why M I Hitting Buttons With My Elbows?
Gf-"OH! Sorry, That Mean You Coming Empty Handed ???" %-)
BF: (Speechless) :/ :D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 440 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Latest Research:
Boys Always Remain Faithful To Their Girlfriend..!
But
Which Girlfriend?
That's Still A Topic Of Research... =P

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 133 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

One Million Copies Of A New Book Sold
In Just 2days Due To Typing Error Of 1 Alphabet In Title.

"An Idea,That Can Change Ur Wife''

While Real Word Was(Life) =P

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 166 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Full Kameena Pan..!!

1st Friend:- Bro Can I Use Your Phone
To Call My Girlfriend..??
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2nd Frnd:- Yeah Sure, Just Hit
Redial... =P

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 161 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Women Are Like Fruits.
Every Woman Has Her Own Unique Taste & Color.
The Problem Is The Men..
They Seem To Love Fruit Salad... =P


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 134 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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