Funny SMS / Text Messages

Latest And New Urdu Funny SMS Messages ... Here's is the best collection of Funny Text for mobiles in English and it also includes new Hindi Funny Message for your friends. A Large Collection of Fun and flirt SMS Jokes is also there. Send these Funny Friendship SMS To your Friends. Enjoy sending Cute Romantic Funny SMS to Your Loved ones with Funny Poetry SMS and Funny Shayari for Urdu fans and decent Funny Poems and Short Messages and insults for best friends ...

Khuda K Liye Is Mulk Pe Ab To Reham Krdo.
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Pepsi K Sath Sath Petrol Bhi "65" Ka Kr Do. =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 113 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Daily Need 0f 0ur Generation

Food: 5 %

Water: 2 %

Sleep: 3 %

Facebook: 90 % ... =P=D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 96 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

- New Advertisement -

WANTED SINGLE GIRL,
Able To Cook,
Love And Have Job,
Must Have
HOUSE & CAR.
Plz Send Picture 0f
HOUSE & CAR ... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 148 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

This Morning,
While I Was Driving My
Mercedes S-Class
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My Phone Woke Me Up !!
Damn, I Should Have Kept
It On Silent =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 173 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

2 Guys Were Followng 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?


2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 166 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Riots Continue In England

First Rape Case Reported
Filled By
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Indian Cricket Team . . . =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 120 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS

Dear Hater ,

First 0f All,
You Should Know,
I Am Typing This With My
...MIDDLE FINGER ! =P =D

A t T i T u D e
P e R s 0 n I f I e D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 141 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
Adverisement

!!~ Bindaaas ~!!

Boss: For A Guy With No
Experience, You're Asking
For A High Salary. . . ? ?

Guy: Yes. The Work Is Harder
When You Don't Know
What You're Doing . . . !!! =P =D


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 193 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

If You Are Feeling Down
On Yourself...
Like You Are An Outcast,
Or You Generally Think
You Suck. . ..
It's Probably Because

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YOU DO . . . =P =D


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 186 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Funny SMS

It Takes
P a t i e n c e
To
L i s t e n,
But
It Takes
S k i l l
To PRETEND
You Are
L i s t e n i n g ! ... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 121 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Funny SMS
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