A Tough Looking Biker Was Riding His Harley Ven
He Sees A Girl About 2 Jump Off A Bridge

So He Stops
"Wat R U Doing?"

"Im Going2 Commit Suicide,She Says
While He Didn't Want 2 Appear Insensitive,

He Didn't Want2 Miss An Opportunity,
So He Asked:
"Well, B4 U Jump,Y Don't U Giv Me A Kiss?
So,She Does
Tongues,Everything,A Real 5 minute Schmacker
After She's Finished

The Biker Says
"Wow!
Dat Was De Best Kiss I've Ever Had
Dat's A Real Talent U R Wasting

U Could B Famous
Y R U Committing Suicide?"

She Said:
"My Parents Don't Lyk Me Dressing Up Lyk A Girl" :-)...



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