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benazir sms,musharaf sms,Zardari SMS,Nawaz sharif sms,Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS / Text Messages |
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Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge,
Ye Log Waqt Pe Imtehan Kia Denge,
Jo Khud Ghulam Hon America K,
Wo Roti Kapra Makan Kia Denge . . . ;->
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Characters : 151 | Sms Length : 1 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam
Imaandar Ho, Zaheen Ho.
To..
Us mulk ka sadar or Vazeer-e-aazam bhi wesa hota hai,
Agar awam be-waqoof ho to,
Hukomat Us Awam ki bewakoofi se faida uthati hai,
Kya Hum Be-Waqoof Hai?
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Characters : 260 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By UmAiR From Karachi ( 03452668268 ) |
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Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan,
Es se to acha tha jala dete mujh samait mera makaan.
Ab kahan se kama k khilaounga apne gharane ko,
Jab ghar main hi nahi hoga raashan o samaan.
Mera qasoor kya tha aey zalim jalane wale,
Na main hamla awar tha na wo mera mehman.
Meri zindagi bhar ki kamaai aik pal main jal gai,
Aur tum kehte ho sabar kr.. na ho halkaan?
(Dedicated to those 5000 karachi shopkeepers whose shops burned out last nite...
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Characters : 453 | Sms Length : 3 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Kamiyaabi K Baad.
Ab Paish Hai.
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Sindhi Underwear.
A Product of Qaim Ali Shah. :-)
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Characters : 139 | Sms Length : 1 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
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Where is Zardari's clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->
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Characters : 428 | Sms Length : 3 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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2 Ghante Attey Ki Line Mei Khare Rehte Hoe Ik Admi Ghuse Ma Chilaya
'Mei Musharaf Ko Goli Marne Ja Raha Hu.
Kuch Der Baad Wo Wapis Attey Ki Line Mei Khara Ho Gya
Kisi Ne Pucha,
'Kyu Maar Dia'
Mayusi SE Jawab Dia, 'Waha Pe ßhi Line Lagi Hai..'
Jeenay Do Musharaf
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Characters : 281 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay,
Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay,
Jab Naam Musharaf Ka Atta Hay...
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Genay Do Musharf
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Characters : 117 | Sms Length : 1 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Tum Mre 7
Me Tere 7
Asman B 7
Samndar B 7
To Hmesha Rha Mere 7
Jena B 7
Marna B 7
Hansna B 7
Rona B 7
Q K Aaj Date B 7
Month B 7
Bomb Blast Bhi 7 :(
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Characters : 159 | Sms Length : 1 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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yeh kaisee hai hawa chali k manzil lagti door hai, kapdey, makaan kee baat naa poochoo roti b ab to door hai,
"kaun kheil raha hai kheil sarey" kaun yahan bai noor hai, Lao inqlab Pakistanio k yahan yehi behtar dastoor hai
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Characters : 235 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By Ateeq U Rahman From SialkotPakistan ( +923016315317 ) |
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Ek Chotta Sa Afsaana
Zindagi Me Pheli Bar 31 May Ko Main Ne Apni Pyari Si
Girlfriend K Sath Date Pe Janay Ka Socha,Zehar Khanay Ki Dhamki Pe Ussay Razi Kya 0r Theek 12:00
Baje Ka Time Diya But Meri Bad-Qismati Dekho Poray Pakistan Me
31 May Ko 12:00 He Nhi Baje Aaah!
Jeeney Do
Musharaf
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Characters : 329 | Sms Length : 3 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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