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benazir sms,musharaf sms,Zardari SMS,Nawaz sharif sms,Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS / Text Messages |
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2 Ghante Attey Ki Line Mei Khare Rehte Hoe Ik Admi Ghuse Ma Chilaya
'Mei Musharaf Ko Goli Marne Ja Raha Hu.
Kuch Der Baad Wo Wapis Attey Ki Line Mei Khara Ho Gya
Kisi Ne Pucha,
'Kyu Maar Dia'
Mayusi SE Jawab Dia, 'Waha Pe ßhi Line Lagi Hai..'
Jeenay Do Musharaf
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Characters : 281 | Sms Length : 2 |
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay,
Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay,
Jab Naam Musharaf Ka Atta Hay...
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Genay Do Musharf
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Characters : 117 | Sms Length : 1 |
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Tum Mre 7
Me Tere 7
Asman B 7
Samndar B 7
To Hmesha Rha Mere 7
Jena B 7
Marna B 7
Hansna B 7
Rona B 7
Q K Aaj Date B 7
Month B 7
Bomb Blast Bhi 7 :(
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Characters : 159 | Sms Length : 1 |
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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yeh kaisee hai hawa chali k manzil lagti door hai, kapdey, makaan kee baat naa poochoo roti b ab to door hai,
"kaun kheil raha hai kheil sarey" kaun yahan bai noor hai, Lao inqlab Pakistanio k yahan yehi behtar dastoor hai
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Characters : 235 | Sms Length : 2 |
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Submitted By Ateeq U Rahman From SialkotPakistan ( +923016315317 ) |
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Ek Chotta Sa Afsaana
Zindagi Me Pheli Bar 31 May Ko Main Ne Apni Pyari Si
Girlfriend K Sath Date Pe Janay Ka Socha,Zehar Khanay Ki Dhamki Pe Ussay Razi Kya 0r Theek 12:00
Baje Ka Time Diya But Meri Bad-Qismati Dekho Poray Pakistan Me
31 May Ko 12:00 He Nhi Baje Aaah!
Jeeney Do
Musharaf
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Characters : 329 | Sms Length : 3 |
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay
Musharaf Keh Dain Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga Shukrya
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Characters : 190 | Sms Length : 2 |
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitnay achay kar diay
GEO MUSHARRAF
tum ne to foreign Countries se itni Dosti Barha li ke SAAARAAA AAATA hi Baahar Bhej dia GEENAY DO MUSHARRAF
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Characters : 199 | Sms Length : 2 |
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Submitted By Farhan From Karachi ( 03222533895 ) |
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Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti? Ans.
Medicinez,
Roads,
Bridge,
Aeroplane,
Tarbela Dam,
And Finally,
General Pervaiz
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Characters : 211 | Sms Length : 2 |
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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In B.Com there used to be a book named "Economic Problems of Pakistan" and now the new name is"Economics of Pakistan" Waah kya taraqqi hai
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Submitted By Ateeq U Rahman From SialkotPakistan ( +923016315317 ) |
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Teacher Sends Complaint Note To The Mother At Home Saying :
"Mrs Sultan Your Son Calls Himself Pervaiz Musharraf"
Mom Replies:
"Dear Teacher , Firstly My name Is MISS & Not Mrs Sultan,
Secondly If U Had A Little Illegitimate Bastard ,
What Else Would U Call Him ... "
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Characters : 315 | Sms Length : 2 |
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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