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Ek Chotta Sa Afsaana

Zindagi Me Pheli Bar 31 May Ko Main Ne Apni Pyari Si

Girlfriend K Sath Date Pe Janay Ka Socha,Zehar Khanay Ki Dhamki Pe Ussay Razi Kya 0r Theek 12:00

Baje Ka Time Diya But Meri Bad-Qismati Dekho Poray Pakistan Me

31 May Ko 12:00 He Nhi Baje Aaah!

Jeeney Do

Musharaf

 
  Submited in : Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS
Characters : 329 | Sms Length : 3 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay






Musharaf Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya

 
  Submited in : Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS
Characters : 190 | Sms Length : 2 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitnay achay kar diay

GEO MUSHARRAF

tum ne to foreign Countries se itni Dosti Barha li ke SAAARAAA AAATA hi Baahar Bhej dia

GEENAY DO MUSHARRAF

 
  Submited in : Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS
Characters : 199 | Sms Length : 2 
Submitted By Farhan From Karachi ( 03222533895 )
 
 

Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.

Medicinez,


Roads,


Bridge,


Aeroplane,


Tarbela Dam,


And Finally,


General Pervaiz

 
  Submited in : Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS
Characters : 211 | Sms Length : 2 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

In B.Com there used to be a book named "Economic Problems of Pakistan" and now the new name is"Economics of Pakistan" Waah kya taraqqi hai

 
  Submited in : Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS
Characters : 139 | Sms Length : 1 
Submitted By Ateeq U Rahman From SialkotPakistan ( +923016315317 )
 
 

Teacher Sends Complaint Note To
The Mother At Home Saying :

"Mrs Sultan Your Son Calls Himself Pervaiz Musharraf"

Mom Replies:

"Dear Teacher ,
Firstly My name Is MISS & Not Mrs Sultan,

Secondly If U Had
A Little Illegitimate Bastard ,

What Else Would U Call Him ... "

 
  Submited in : Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS
Characters : 315 | Sms Length : 2 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

General presidents Of Pakistan

Sikandar Mirza Died At The Age Of 65

Ayub Died At 65

Yahya Died At 65

Zia Died At 65

Musharraf Is Gonna B 65 In 2008


Hope For The Best ...

 
  Submited in : Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS
Characters : 215 | Sms Length : 2 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

Pakistan Ek Aisa Mulk Hy

Jis K Logn Har Ghante K Baad Khush Hote Hyn



Pata Hy Kab


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"Jab Light Aati Hy" ;->

"Geo Musharraf"

 
  Submited in : Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS
Characters : 251 | Sms Length : 2 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

A Man Touched An Electric Current Wire & Was About To Die.,
Suddenly Lights Went Off..
& He Was Safe..
He Danced In Joy & Shouted..





AHA!!
GEO MUSHARAF

 
  Submited in : Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS
Characters : 185 | Sms Length : 2 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .

He Has Silver In His Hair

Gold In His Teeth

Stones In His Kidney

Steel In His Knees

Sugar In His Blood

&

Gas In His A** . . .

 
  Submited in : Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS
Characters : 214 | Sms Length : 2 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 


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