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benazir sms,musharaf sms,Zardari SMS,Nawaz sharif sms,Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS / Text Messages |
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Ek Chotta Sa Afsaana
Zindagi Me Pheli Bar 31 May Ko Main Ne Apni Pyari Si
Girlfriend K Sath Date Pe Janay Ka Socha,Zehar Khanay Ki Dhamki Pe Ussay Razi Kya 0r Theek 12:00
Baje Ka Time Diya But Meri Bad-Qismati Dekho Poray Pakistan Me
31 May Ko 12:00 He Nhi Baje Aaah!
Jeeney Do
Musharaf
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Characters : 329 | Sms Length : 3 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay
Musharaf Keh Dain Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga Shukrya
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Characters : 190 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitnay achay kar diay
GEO MUSHARRAF
tum ne to foreign Countries se itni Dosti Barha li ke SAAARAAA AAATA hi Baahar Bhej dia GEENAY DO MUSHARRAF
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Characters : 199 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By Farhan From Karachi ( 03222533895 ) |
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Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti? Ans.
Medicinez,
Roads,
Bridge,
Aeroplane,
Tarbela Dam,
And Finally,
General Pervaiz
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Characters : 211 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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In B.Com there used to be a book named "Economic Problems of Pakistan" and now the new name is"Economics of Pakistan" Waah kya taraqqi hai
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Characters : 139 | Sms Length : 1 |
Submitted By Ateeq U Rahman From SialkotPakistan ( +923016315317 ) |
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Teacher Sends Complaint Note To The Mother At Home Saying :
"Mrs Sultan Your Son Calls Himself Pervaiz Musharraf"
Mom Replies:
"Dear Teacher , Firstly My name Is MISS & Not Mrs Sultan,
Secondly If U Had A Little Illegitimate Bastard ,
What Else Would U Call Him ... "
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Characters : 315 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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General presidents Of Pakistan
Sikandar Mirza Died At The Age Of 65
Ayub Died At 65
Yahya Died At 65
Zia Died At 65
Musharraf Is Gonna B 65 In 2008
Hope For The Best ...
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Characters : 215 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Pakistan Ek Aisa Mulk Hy
Jis K Logn Har Ghante K Baad Khush Hote Hyn
Pata Hy Kab
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"Jab Light Aati Hy" ;->
"Geo Musharraf"
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Characters : 251 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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A Man Touched An Electric Current Wire & Was About To Die., Suddenly Lights Went Off.. & He Was Safe.. He Danced In Joy & Shouted..
AHA!! GEO MUSHARAF
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Characters : 185 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .
He Has Silver In His Hair
Gold In His Teeth
Stones In His Kidney
Steel In His Knees
Sugar In His Blood
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Gas In His A** . . .
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Characters : 214 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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