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In B.Com there used to be a book named "Economic Problems of Pakistan" and now the new name is"Economics of Pakistan" Waah kya taraqqi hai


by Ateeq U Rahman From SialkotPakistan ( +923016315317 )
Characters: 139 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS

Teacher Sends Complaint Note To
The Mother At Home Saying :

"Mrs Sultan Your Son Calls Himself Pervaiz Musharraf"

Mom Replies:

"Dear Teacher ,
Firstly My name Is MISS & Not Mrs Sultan,

Secondly If U Had
A Little Illegitimate Bastard ,

What Else Would U Call Him ... "


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 315 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS

General presidents Of Pakistan

Sikandar Mirza Died At The Age Of 65

Ayub Died At 65

Yahya Died At 65

Zia Died At 65

Musharraf Is Gonna B 65 In 2008


Hope For The Best ...


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 215 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS

Pakistan Ek Aisa Mulk Hy

Jis K Logn Har Ghante K Baad Khush Hote Hyn



Pata Hy Kab


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"Jab Light Aati Hy" ;->

"Geo Musharraf"


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 251 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS

A Man Touched An Electric Current Wire & Was About To Die.,
Suddenly Lights Went Off..
& He Was Safe..
He Danced In Joy & Shouted..





AHA!!
GEO MUSHARAF


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 185 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS

Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .

He Has Silver In His Hair

Gold In His Teeth

Stones In His Kidney

Steel In His Knees

Sugar In His Blood

&

Gas In His A** . . .


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 214 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS

Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta Hai Tu Auski Kabar Par Likha Hota Hai

" Akhri Aram Gah "

Jab Musharaf Maray Ga Tu Auski Kabar Pe Likha Hoo Ga

" AKhri Haram Da "

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Sorry Musharaf Shab

Kiya KAru public Demand HA


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 253 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS
Adverisement

Pehle Aata Mil Jata Tha..

Ab Aatay k Liye Line Banani Parti Hy
Aur
Har Line Mai 3,4 Pathan Zaroor Hotay Hain

< Jeenay Doo Musharaf >


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 155 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS

Pehlay Pakistan Ki Abadi Khatarnaak Hud Se Tajawaz Kar Chuki Thi Lekin Aab KHUDKASH DHAMAKOON ki Wajha Se Kaffi Control Mai Hai ..

Farq To Parta Hai

" GEO MUSHARAF "


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 181 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS

Latest News On GeO. . .


"Mushta'el Afraad Ne Karachi Main . . .









Samandar Main Aag Laga Di "



GeO Ab Lambi Lambi Chorh Kr GeO . . . ;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 201 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS
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