Naughty SMS / Text Messages

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Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahanaa Hai,

Aankhein Milen Na Milen Lips Ko Milaana Hai,

Yehi Style Hai Sab Aashiqon Ka,
Kya Karein Yar....

Raj Kapoor Ka Nahe, Emraan Hashmi Ka Zamaana Hai

by Balaj Meymon Tm From TMK ( 03313357818 )
Characters: 200 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

Girl:"Mom Mom,I Got Raped."

Mom : ' Eat Some Chillies"

Girl : Will It Stop Pregnancy ?

Mom : ' NO "
It Will Stop That Fucking Smile On Ur Face ":-)


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 160 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

A MAN's Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:
OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,


& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch
.
.

NAKED

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 492 | SMS Length 4 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?"

Husband: "Excellent idea"


Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"... =P ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 162 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say
Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar
bhi utar ker boli:

"Pata hai na, kya karna hai?"

Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 167 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 165 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed...











"DINNER" ;->

u Dirty mind...

upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP... =P

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 178 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS
Adverisement

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 166 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=


Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko...


"Chotiye" ne sub kuch batadia 'FARAZ' ko... =P ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 118 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

Boy wd his girlfrnd watching
a Boxing match,
In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy:Disgusting just
ALL OVER in 1 min?
Girl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 166 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS
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