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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 213 | SMS Length : 2

Naughty Whatsapp Status Messages

God Asked Me Who Do You Prefer:

A Hot Girl Or A Sweet Girl

I Replied I Like A Sweet Girl Who Will Turn Hot Only For Me

Rather Than A Hot Girl Who Is Sweet With Everyone


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 180 | SMS Length : 2

English Sexy SMS

Dear Hot Girls: You’re not God’s gift to men.

Most of you don’t even compare to a night with vodka and a cricket match.


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 122 | SMS Length : 1

emraan hashmi ka zamaana hai

Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahanaa Hai,

Aankhein Milen Na Milen Lips Ko Milaana Hai,

Yehi Style Hai Sab Aashiqon Ka,
Kya Karein Yar….

Raj Kapoor Ka Nahe, Emraan Hashmi Ka Zamaana Hai


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 185 | SMS Length : 2

mom mom i got raped

Girl:”Mom Mom,I Got Raped.”

Mom : ‘ Eat Some Chillies”

Girl : Will It Stop Pregnancy ?

Mom : ‘ NO ”
It Will Stop That Fucking Smile On Ur Face “:-)


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 164 | SMS Length : 2

a mans sad story

A MAN’s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:
OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,

& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch
.
.

NAKED

by HumAyuN from Multan (03216307893)
– on 2010-03-21 12:27:05
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shall we try diff


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 639 | SMS Length : 4

shall we try different position tonight

Wife: “Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?”

Husband: “Excellent idea”

Wife: “U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV”… =P ;->


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 164 | SMS Length : 2

pata hai na kya karna hai?

Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say
Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar
bhi utar ker boli:

“Pata hai na, kya karna hai?”

Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;->


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 171 | SMS Length : 2

bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na

Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:


Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan (+923216307893 Whatsapp)
Characters : 171 | SMS Length : 2
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