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a mans sad story A MAN's Sad Story: Yesterday was my Birthday My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids I went to Work & my friends Didnt, I went to my cabin My Secretary said: Happy Birthday Boss I felt Special Than I was invited to Her Flat She said: Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute? I said: OK She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake, Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends, & I was Waiting for her Sitting on the couch . . NAKED   Submited in : Naughty SMS Characters : 492 | Sms Length : 4   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     shall we try different position tonight Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?" Husband: "Excellent idea" Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"... =P ;->   Submited in : Naughty SMS Characters : 162 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     pata hai na kya karna hai? Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar bhi utar ker boli: "Pata hai na, kya karna hai?" Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;->   Submited in : Naughty SMS Characters : 167 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he Studnt mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:   Submited in : Naughty SMS Characters : 165 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     once there lived a sexy man Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed... "DINNER" ;-> u Dirty mind... upper rakho bole tou keeP iT uP... =P   Submited in : Naughty SMS Characters : 178 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     miracle of life Mom: Why R U pregnant? Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life" Mom: Tell me who is he? Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.   Submited in : Naughty SMS Characters : 166 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     seene mai na rakh saka =¤ARZ KIA HAI¤= Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko... "Chotiye" ne sub kuch batadia 'FARAZ' ko... =P ;->   Submited in : Naughty SMS Characters : 118 | Sms Length : 1   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     girl now u knw how i feel Boy wd his girlfrnd watching a Boxing match, In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round! Boy:Disgusting just ALL OVER in 1 min? Girl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;->   Submited in : Naughty SMS Characters : 166 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     potti remix "Potti Remix" 1 tatti, s0u afsanay.. Tatti ki dalali mei m0u kala 0ne tatti a day, keepz d0ct0r away tatti tatti pe likha hai khanay walay ka naam Dh0bi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki tatti kar darya mai dal. Tatti in need, iz a tatti indeed.. Ghar ki tatti, g0bar barabar.. Little red tatti h0od.. Tatti na kya tOu Phir kYa jiyA..   Submited in : Naughty SMS Characters : 360 | Sms Length : 3   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     nargis koi mamoli larki nahi Nargis koi mamoli larki nahi Us ne Multan se Matirc kia karachi se F.A kia Faisalabad se B.A kia Islamabad se M.A kia Fir ala taleem k liye 10 sall apni nani k pass Hira mandi rahein Wo humhari Qom ka sirmaya hai Us ko izat se milen or ihtram karen . { IDARA TAHAFZ-E-TaXi HAYAT PAKISTAN}.   Submited in : Naughty SMS Characters : 297 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )   Subscribe to sms44com Email: Visit this group Join sMs44.Com on Facebook Now

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