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Naughty SMS text Messages ... Latest New Urdu Naughty Text also in English Naughty Messages for naughty buds. Funny and insulting Naughty SMS for frank friends and cousins ...
 
 

Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say
Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar
bhi utar ker boli:

"Pata hai na, kya karna hai?"

Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;->

 
  Submited in : Naughty SMS
Characters : 167 | Sms Length : 2 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:

 
  Submited in : Naughty SMS
Characters : 165 | Sms Length : 2 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed...











"DINNER" ;->

u Dirty mind...

upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP... =P

 
  Submited in : Naughty SMS
Characters : 178 | Sms Length : 2 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

 
  Submited in : Naughty SMS
Characters : 166 | Sms Length : 2 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=


Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko...


"Chotiye" ne sub kuch batadia 'FARAZ' ko... =P ;->

 
  Submited in : Naughty SMS
Characters : 118 | Sms Length : 1 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

Boy wd his girlfrnd watching
a Boxing match,
In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy:Disgusting just
ALL OVER in 1 min?
Girl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;->

 
  Submited in : Naughty SMS
Characters : 166 | Sms Length : 2 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

"Potti Remix"

1 tatti, s0u afsanay..

Tatti ki dalali mei m0u kala

0ne tatti a day, keepz d0ct0r away

tatti tatti pe likha hai khanay walay ka naam

Dh0bi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki

tatti kar darya mai dal.

Tatti in need, iz a tatti indeed..

Ghar ki tatti, g0bar barabar..
Little red tatti h0od..

Tatti na kya tOu Phir kYa jiyA..

 
  Submited in : Naughty SMS
Characters : 360 | Sms Length : 3 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

Nargis koi mamoli larki nahi
Us ne Multan se Matirc kia
karachi se F.A kia
Faisalabad se B.A kia
Islamabad se M.A kia
Fir ala taleem k liye 10 sall apni nani k pass Hira mandi rahein
Wo humhari Qom ka sirmaya hai
Us ko izat se milen or ihtram karen .
{ IDARA TAHAFZ-E-TaXi HAYAT PAKISTAN}.

 
  Submited in : Naughty SMS
Characters : 297 | Sms Length : 2 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

Teacher: isko english man translate kro

"Saima ny kpry pehen lye hyn"


boys: "Oh! Shit we are late" :->

 
  Submited in : Naughty SMS
Characters : 110 | Sms Length : 1 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

Govrment ny aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k
5bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaingy.

sardar apne wife sy: myri gf k pas
mera 1 beta hy abhe lata hon.
Ghar aya to 2 bache nhi thy pocha kahan hy?

wife! jisky thy wo lygya... =P ;->

 
  Submited in : Naughty SMS
Characters : 229 | Sms Length : 2 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 


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