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Govrment ny aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k
5bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaingy.
sardar apne wife sy: myri gf k pas
mera 1 beta hy abhe lata hon.
Ghar aya to 2 bache nhi thy pocha kahan hy?
wife! jisky thy wo lygya... =P ;->
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Characters : 229 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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GOLDEN WORDS BY MEERA
(A Pakistani Film Actor)
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" Rape Is NOt A Crime Its Just A Surprise .. "
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Characters : 122 | Sms Length : 1 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Teacher: 'Kisses' Ko Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae?
Student: Aaj Subah Subah
Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:-P
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Characters : 167 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing about the New Doctor..
1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.
2nd Nurse: ... And very Quickly too... =P ;->
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Characters : 148 | Sms Length : 1 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich...
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Characters : 125 | Sms Length : 1 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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DOCTOR: BAchEy 2 he Achey..
WAisE ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin??
LADY: PehLe tu 2 he thAy
LeKiN JAbSe IshtehAr dekhA hy to Achey ki TALAsh mEi 10 hogAyE hy.. :p ;->
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Characters : 165 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Ek Pathan ko Hichki ayi or sath he uska Paad b nikl gya..
Pathan:
O khucha lagta hy humko
Gul Bano k sath sath
Gul Khan b yad kr rha hy . . . :p :d ;->
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Characters : 157 | Sms Length : 1 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Ek Larki Dosri Se...!!!
Sab Se Khatarnak Game Kon Sa Ha..?
2nd Girl;
Har Woh Game Jo Boys Ke Sath Khela Jaey,
Khass Kar Andhery Main... ;->
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Characters : 145 | Sms Length : 1 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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1st Boss: Tumne Us Larki Ko Job Q Nhi Di?
2nd Boss:Yr Wo Boht Bewakuf Thi
1st:Wo Kese?
2nd:Kuch Nhi Bs Jb Maine Usay Bethne K Liye Kaha To Wo Chair Dhundne Lgi.
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Characters : 163 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Eik Piyari Si Surat,
Eik Masoom Sa Chehra,
Thodi Shahrarat,
Thodi Mohabbat,
Thodi Masti,
Thoda Maza,
Jiski Piyari Har Eik Adaa,
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Uska Sms Parhne Ka Shukriyaa..........!!
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Characters : 284 | Sms Length : 2 |
Submitted By Kiran From Karachi ( 0345-2819047 ) |
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