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Ek Larki Dosri Se...!!!
Sab Se Khatarnak Game Kon Sa Ha..?
2nd Girl;
Har Woh Game Jo Boys Ke Sath Khela Jaey,
Khass Kar Andhery Main... ;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 145 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

1st Boss: Tumne Us Larki Ko Job Q Nhi Di?
2nd Boss:Yr Wo Boht Bewakuf Thi
1st:Wo Kese?
2nd:Kuch Nhi Bs Jb Maine Usay Bethne K Liye Kaha To Wo Chair Dhundne Lgi.


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 163 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

Eik Piyari Si Surat,
Eik Masoom Sa Chehra,
Thodi Shahrarat,
Thodi Mohabbat,
Thodi Masti,
Thoda Maza,
Jiski Piyari Har Eik Adaa,
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Uska Sms Parhne Ka Shukriyaa..........!!


by Kiran From Karachi ( 0345-2819047 )
Characters: 284 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

Define Fashion Show?

"In Fashion Show,

Designer Shows Their Creation On Models,

Models Drop Their Dress

& Show God's Creation


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 138 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

Girl To A Tattoo Artist:

How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing

An Animal Just Above My Knee?

Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,

But Girraffe Is Free.


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 163 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

A TC In A Train Fines 400 For No Ticket.

He Charged 1st Girl Rs 300 Who Was Wearing Sleevless

Rs 200 To 2nd Who Was Wearing Sleevles &Backless

Rs100 To 3rd Who Ws Wearing Sleevless, Backless And A Mini Skirt

He Charged Rs 0 To The 4th One...






Why???







U Dirty Mind...



She Had The Ticket!!!


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 335 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

2008 ka sabse zalil sms
Girl: Jaanu tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke subah tak pyar karna...
Boy: Fir main Potty kab karunga???


by Raj From Delhi, India ( 919868349727 )
Characters: 150 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Naughty SMS
Adverisement

Announcement In
Zardari's Chartd Plane ...




Mr. President , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In An
Upright Position ...
ThanQ ...


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 161 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

Water Is So Precious,
So Plz Send Dis Msg To As Many Frnds As Possible With Dis Slogan:
SAVE WATER!

SAVE WATER!

SHARE SHOWER WITH NEIGHBOUR'S DAUGHTER!! ;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 164 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

Hights Of Heart Breakin:
An Inocent Man
Watchin His
1st Blue Film Aftr
Mariage,
In Which
His Own Wife
Had Acted

MORAL:
Watch All BF's B4 Mariage...


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 158 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Naughty SMS
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