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Kissing is like real estate.


The most important thing is




location,
location,
n location! ?

by Rajesh Nagpal From Raipur,India ( 9993370011 )
Characters: 126 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

Height Of Fear

2 Pathan Ek Bathroom Main Naha Rahey Thy

Sabun Neechey Girr Gaya

Par Darr K marey Koi Jhuk Kar Utha Nahi Raha … ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 142 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

What Will Happen If

Bipasha Basu,

Mallika Sherawat,

Neha Dupia,

Rakhi Sawant

Contest Elections In India.?


Politics Will Become Transparent

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 184 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

Clas Mein Teachr Bachhun Ko Smgha Rhi Thien K ,

Kaise Asman Se Frishtey Aatey Hein Ar Ap Ko Chotey Chotey Behn Bhai Gift Krte Hein.

Clas Mein Bethey Huay Aik Bachey Ne Apne Dost Ki Trf Dekha Ar Bola

"Kia Khayal Hai Madam

Ko Asal Bat Bta Na Di Jaey"...

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 279 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

Sardarni To Sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara?

Sardar:Darling..

Jeweller Ki Dukan The,

Meiny Sales Girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tmhary

Soney Ka Rate Kya Hai??

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 180 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

Man: Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tou Police Ko Q Nai Bataya

§Ardar: Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha To Police Walo Ne

15-20 Din Istemaal Kar K Loataya Tha.

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 166 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

Radio Quiz:

Should Women Have Children After 35?

Sardar Replied:

No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 124 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Naughty SMS
Adverisement

tujh ko bhool k zinda rehna, tanhai k dard ko sehna,




Ziada mushkil to naheen hai.

by Ateeq U Rahman From SialkotPakistan ( +923016315317 )
Characters: 100 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

A Couple Had 3 Children Naming NC,MC N ABC.

Some1 Asked The Meaning, They Told:
1st Natural Curiosity
2nd Mutual Consent N
3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness :P

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 176 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia

FlaMeR

by Asad From Karachi ( 03453053967 )
Characters: 115 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Naughty SMS
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