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3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

FlaMeR

by Asad From Karachi ( 03453053967 )
Characters: 190 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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.
.
.
.
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Books And Study

FlaMeR

by Asad From Karachi ( 03453053967 )
Characters: 204 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!

Dady- Battamiz Besharam..!

Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge. . . . . ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 172 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!


Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 157 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

One Boy To Another, What Did U Do On Mothers Day...?

2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To ßecome A Mother. . . ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 122 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya
pathan: jhut bolta hai,15000 tha
sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar ;->

by K.RoCk3rS From KArAchi ( 03212535512 )
Characters: 166 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I'll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V.... ;->

by K.RoCk3rS From KArAchi ( 03212535512 )
Characters: 162 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS
Adverisement

Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .

He Has Silver In His Hair

Gold In His Teeth

Stones In His Kidney

Steel In His Knees

Sugar In His Blood

&

Gas In His A** . . .

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 211 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

Man to Sexy Air hostess:
"What's your name?"
Air hostess: "Benz, Sir"
Man: "Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?"
Air hostess: "Same price sir" ;->

by K.RoCk3rS From KArAchi ( 03212535512 )
Characters: 168 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS

A married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.

As they were leaving, she cried out:


WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE ?????. . . ;->

by K.RoCk3rS From KArAchi ( 03212535512 )
Characters: 175 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Naughty SMS
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