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Can Dr. Abdul Qadeer N0t Perform Duty As President??

Can Abdul Satar Edhie N0t Perform The Duty As Minister Of Health And Welfare??

Can General Hameed Gull N0t Perform Duty As Defense Minister??

Can Orya Maqbool Jaan N0t Perform Duty As Interior Minister??

Can Zaid Hamid N0t Perform As Foreign Minister??
Can Mian Mansha N0t Perform Duty As Industry Minister??

N0w U Can Analysis All The Difference Of "Selecti0n" And "Electi0n"

Who Is Deserving??


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 470 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Politics SMS

"For 0ur Leader"

A LEADER Must
Also be Able To Follow
And
If A LEADER Cannot
Follow Than That LEADER
Is Equal To Pharaoh ... !!!

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 136 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Politics SMS

Dear Politician,

This Is Just To Inform
You That I Am Also
Available In The Colour
White. . .

Sincerely,

Black Money ... =P =D

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 141 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Politics SMS

"Bundle Offer"
Dear Americans, Special Offer
For Your Vacations.
Come To Pakistan For Enjoy,
Hunt N Kill Anyone Anywhere On
Discount Rates With All Luxuries
N Necessary Protocols.
No Need 2 Worry About People
They Are Already Dead.

Regards,
Zardari, Gilani, Kayani, Nawaz, Shahbaz


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 296 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Politics SMS

A Legitimate Question !
Does Raymond Davis Have The Right
To Rape Fouzia Wahab On Account Of
Diplomatic Immunity ? ? ?

Is Sms Ko Itna Fwd Karain Ke Fouzia Wahab Tak Pahonch Jai. . .
Let Us Hear A YES From Her
In The Next Press Conference... =P


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 255 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Politics SMS

"Pakistan's Elite Was Not Interested
In Rescuing Flood Victims,
Everybody Was Just Trying To
'Ve Snaps With Me,

Even PM Called His Family From
Lahore On Govt Expenses
For Photo Session.
I Was Suprised To See Dining Table
Full Of Expensive Items"...

Anglina Jullie's Report To U.N.


by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 296 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Politics SMS

Bush on 14-12-2008

Bush finally found Weapon of Mass Distruction (WMD)in Iraq on 14th December....
The Lethal "10 Number kay jootay"

Now he says "America will attack all those countries where 10 number shoes will be"...
At the end he said,
Maaliki muj ko bachana barastay jooton say


by Assad From Islamabad ( 11111111111111111 )
Characters: 310 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Politics SMS
Adverisement

Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"

by Jahangeer From Karachi ( 03433048849 )
Characters: 190 | SMS Length 2 | Submited in : Politics SMS

Zardari ki zamin shad bad
Bijli aay 8 ghantay baad ...

Tu nishanay corruption aalishan
Arz e zardaristan,shaad baad sindh abaad ....

Zardari ki zamin ka nizam
Aaatay, gas, bijli ka bohran...

Quam, mulk, sub-gharak Nawaz, wakil paainda bad...
Benazir dunya say farar...

Parchamay sitara-o-Hilal ...
Khoon main ranga sara saal...

Bhool apna maazi Shan-e-haal, jaan ne istaqlal..
Saya-e-America sar pe sawar

by tanzeela From Punjab PK ( +92 313 7819 667 )
Characters: 459 | SMS Length 3 | Submited in : Politics SMS

P o l i t i c i a n ...

One Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections

And

Your Confidence After ... ;->

by HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Characters: 109 | SMS Length 1 | Submited in : Politics SMS
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