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Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.
 
 

Teacher-What is the opposite of 'minimum'?






Sardar-MiniDad

 
  Submited in : Sardar SMS
Characters : 70 | Sms Length : 1 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"


BUT...









Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->

 
  Submited in : Sardar SMS
Characters : 132 | Sms Length : 1 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi?

Ek Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai.

SARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho.


Hor Kisi Noon Aitraz?

 
  Submited in : Sardar SMS
Characters : 149 | Sms Length : 1 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

Sardar amrud bech rha tha..
.
1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?

Sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega... =P ;->

 
  Submited in : Sardar SMS
Characters : 156 | Sms Length : 1 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

Police-Instead of hospital why did u take
ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy

Sardar- ALL the child were crying when they born,
this time I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA... ;->

 
  Submited in : Sardar SMS
Characters : 207 | Sms Length : 2 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

Boy:Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy

Sardar: pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye

Moral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nae ati ;->

 
  Submited in : Sardar SMS
Characters : 165 | Sms Length : 2 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

Santa 60th Birthday
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye

 
  Submited in : Sardar SMS
Characters : 134 | Sms Length : 1 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

Sardar 2 Sardarni:

Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.



Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gye! :-)

 
  Submited in : Sardar SMS
Characters : 153 | Sms Length : 1 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

1 sardar begum ke liye chappal lenay gaya, dukandar:Sardar G size tou batao?
Sardar: yar wo tou mein bhool gaya hoon!
aisa kero meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo ;->

 
  Submited in : Sardar SMS
Characters : 163 | Sms Length : 2 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 
 

1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
'Tannn'
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''khana khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai"

 
  Submited in : Sardar SMS
Characters : 163 | Sms Length : 2 
Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
 


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