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I am looking friends. any friends who wish to have friendship with me for life long plz call me, i am waiting. Mobile No: 9900496235.
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Submitted By Hemanth Kumar From Bangalore ( 9900496235 ) |
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Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..
Sardar ko english nai ati thi..
Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.
Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..
Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o
Sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai.. =P ;->
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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1st Sardar to 2nd Sardar mei bachpan may bohat taqat war tha..
2nd. wo k se?
1st. meri Maa kehti hy k jab mei rota tha to sara ghar sar py utha leta tha.. ;->
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Teacher:Covert into Hindi
"I SAW A FILM"
Sardar: "Teacher ne 'A' film dekhi"
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector?
Santa: Yes, I married her!
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
Boy: Woh kese?
sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya... ;->
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Santa:My wedding is going to happen
Banta:Whats the problem now.?
Santa:My wife did'nt know it...!
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga
Santa:Pilot
Teacher :Q
S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Ek Larki Sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli:
I Am Sorry.
Sardar:
I Am Dilgeet Singh
Nyc 2 Meet You Miss Sorry ...=P;->
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega
SANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi
Likhnewala PEN Chahiye
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 ) |
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