Sardar SMS / Text Messages Sardar ji SMS. Enjoy Funny SMS messages said on sardars in India. Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes. Really funny Sardar g SMS Text Message for friends to have some laugh. Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages with a few Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes included.

college ki ladki se bola Sardar :College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun Sardar : pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 170 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     santa to rikshaw wala Santa To Rikshaw Wala: Arey o Bhai Khaali Ho Kya... ? Rikshaw Wala: ...Haan g Bilkul Khaali Hoon Santa: Aao Chalo Phir Taash Khelty Hyn . . . =P ;->   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 159 | Sms Length : 1   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     ek larki park mein idher odher ghom rahi thi Ek larki park mein Idher Odher ghom rahi thi ik Sardar ny pocha aap kya talash ker rahi hein..? Lerki: shermaty hoye, Me apni zindgi k ley hum-safer talash ker rahi hun. Sardar: nahi mila? Lerki: Nahi Sardar: Baji raja bazar sy pata kerein wahan sy her cheez mill jati hy..   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 295 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     yaar aaj mujhay ajeeb msg aaya Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya Aur Mera Mobile Off Hogaya. Dost: Aisa Konsa msg? Sardar: Battery Low. Dost: Send Kar... Sabko Daraenge. :-)   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 161 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     agrbati di english das Sardar to his friend, ask me anything i will answers in english... friend: agrbati di english das??? sardar: lay das,, ay kira mushkil sawal kita, if 32... ;->   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 164 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     sardar ko mayyat wale ghar se mar par gai Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar se mar par Gai. Wajah? Log Mayyat k Ird Gird Baraf Rakh k Ro Rhey Thy. Woh mayat ko Hila k Bola O Mama Uth! Baraf de Wekh Kine Gahak Aaye Ne.   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 186 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     maine aisa mashroob banaya hai Santa 2 Banta: Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai. Tum Pee Kar Dekho. Banta (Mashroob Pee Kar): Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai. Santa: Dekha Tumne Such Bola, Yeh Waqai Tail Hai. :-)   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 233 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     ek sardar badi buri haalat me ghar aaya Ek sardar badi buri haalat me ghar aaya. Sab ne puchha "kya hua ?" Sardar : mandi me anaaj bech raha tha, "Gehoon-Le-Lo" unho ne samjha, "Gay-Hon-Le-Lo" =P ;->   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 165 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     sardar friend se Sardar Friend Se: Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga. Friend: Kyon? Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai. Friend: To Kya Hua?? Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. :-)   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 191 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )     sardar in fire brigade Sardar in Fire Brigade: Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai. Sardar: Paani Dalo. Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi. Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge, Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)   Submited in : Sardar SMS Characters : 199 | Sms Length : 2   Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )   Subscribe to sms44com Email: Visit this group Join sMs44.Com on Facebook Now

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